You Sure Don't Want To See These Two Kissing!

Kids.  I know, I know.  This is a couple you don't even want together, and you sure don't want to see these two kissing!

Call me a bigot, I don't care.  These two simply shouldn't be together.  Their kind shouldn't even mingle.

Look at that hot thing - young, petit hard body, great curves, round caboose, maybe a little overdressed.  You can just see how wired and hot she is.  All that clothing though!  She really shouldn't be so wrapped up.  She needs to show herself off better, let some of her smoking, hot self dissipate.  But still, she's the light of somebody's life.

And look at him.  Laying beside her.  Just snuggling up.  Can't keep his body off of her.  Tall, thin, full of hot air.  He does his best work in the dark.  Just the kind I hate seeing around her.  Just the kind.  And he's strapped in, ready for the long haul.

I actually feel worse for him than her.  He's going to get burned, and burned bad!  She's going to punch a hole right through those skinny ribs.  Funny, at first my instinct was to protect her, but it's him that needs the distance.  She is stuck in her ways, and will never move.

But he's stealing a kiss!  What a dope.  He is thin skinned.  He has no idea what he's in for.

They haven't been together long, only a couple of days.  And they are both so young, neither knows what it's like to be really turned on, YET, at least to the degree they will when they get hot for each other.  But once they're turned on, wow, things will get hot fast!

So what can I do?  I have no relationship with either one.  I'm just a friend looking out for the best interests of someone buying into this whole thing.  They hired me because they know how discriminating I can be.  That's right, I discriminate.  I'm like that - really critical.  Sure, some people don't like it, but I am who I am and make money because of it!  And, like the detective I am, I snapped a revealing photo.  Proof!  Right there!

Some very nice people have asked me for my opinion and I intend to give it.

SEPARATE THEM!  NOW!

And don't let them even touch each other again.  Proximity is everything.  This couple was put together through no fault of their own.  But keep them apart.  Forever.

My recommendation:  tough love is very parental, looks cold, but sometimes it's the best thing.  It's especially helpful, though, crucial really, in the long run.  The best time to catch a couple like this is on an inspection of new construction, before the final walk through. 

 

 

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia

www.jaymarinspect.com