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Monday Morning Banking Chuckle

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

President Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a Cashier,
"Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"http://www.familyabstract.com

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States."

Cashier: "Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the government regulations,
monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must
insist on seeing your ID."

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are government and bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you to please cash this check."

Cashier: "Look, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank
without an ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putter
and made a beautiful shot across the bank lobby into a cup. With that putt,
we knew him to be Tiger Woods and we cashed his check."

"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without an ID. He pulled out his
tennis racquet and served an ace shot directly into the center of our bank
logo 90 feet away. With that spectacular shot, we cashed his check. So what
can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"

Obama stood there thinking and thinking and finally said:
"Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I can't think of a single thing I can do."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President? ==========================================================================

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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

Edward & Celia Maddox
The Celtic Connection Realty - Queen Creek, AZ
EXPERIENCE & INTEGRITY - WE TAKE THE HIGH ROAD

Funny, but sadly true.  Thanks for sharing the humor with us on a Monday morning.

Oct 15, 2012 12:55 AM
Les & Sarah Oswald
Realty One Group - Eastvale, CA
Broker, Realtor and Investor

LOL....It is wonderful to start the week with a chuckle.

Oct 15, 2012 12:58 AM
Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty
Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL
Florida Space Coast Homes

Maybe the President could have closed the bank down and moved all the jobs to China...lol....just joking!

Oct 15, 2012 01:11 AM
Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper - Gold Way RE - Westminster, CO
Colorado Broker / Referral Services

As my Mother used to tell me, "The truth hurts".  In this case, both hurtful and funny!!  Thanks for sharing the joke!!

Oct 15, 2012 01:20 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Dan, isn't comedy and tragedy thhe same depending upon the viewer?

 

 

Oct 15, 2012 01:25 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Ed and Celia, have a great week!

Oct 15, 2012 01:25 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Sarah, keep it up until friday at 5!

Oct 15, 2012 01:26 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Jeffrey, too late, but I think its now  Equador and the middle east. 

Oct 15, 2012 01:26 AM
Dale Bledsoe
Crown Key Realty - Tracy, CA
Realtor in Tracy, California

Ah yes, I love it when someone speaks the truth. Unfortunately he can run up incredible debt, can lie to the public and lie more when exposed. But there is nothing he can do for our great nation except go away.

Oct 15, 2012 02:47 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- as any comedian will tell you, for the joke to be funny, there has to be at least a grain of truth in it.  Love what you did with the business card.

Oct 15, 2012 04:31 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Dale and Steven, there is such a fine line between comedy and tragedy, I'm thinkinking we're in for a lot of both!

Oct 15, 2012 04:46 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Thanks for the laugh. There is more than a grain of truth in this joke, in my opinion!

Oct 16, 2012 02:11 AM