A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"  "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.   "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"


A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"


A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Here boy!" he replies.

The second joke is for Roger Mucci for his birthday today.  I hope he enjoys it.

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Valerie Zinger  valeriezinger@gmail.com 

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Posted by Valerie Zinger on 10/16/2012 05:53 AM   Comments (16)   Miscellaneous Topic in the ActiveRain Channel   zingers, jokes  
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16 Comments on Tuesday Tickler - 3 Blonde Men Jokes

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turnabout is fair play eh? Pretty funny Valerie!fairfax county real estate agents Jan and Steve Bachman
5:57am • #1
276,810 Points 14 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

well these are certainly classics and fortunately you were able to spin it on men this time!
6:00am • #2
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Good morning Valerie. I really enjoyed these stories. Thank you for sharing them and have a great day yourself.
6:50am • #3
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Valerie, Very cute and it starts my day with a big smile. I'll go wish Roger a happy day.
6:53am • #4
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Thanks for adding smiles to our faces.

Have a great week and enjoy the colors of the season.
7:40am • #5
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It's about time someone came up with some blonde guy jokes Valerie. They were quite funny.
7:51am • #6
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Very good.  I've never heard a blonde man joke before and they are way past due.
7:52am • #7
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Thank you! The man's blonde friend replied (to the third joke) "Your dog can read?"
11:54am • #8
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You made me smile!  Nice to see men featured as "blondes" for a change!
12:31pm • #9
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Valerie -- from a former blonde - whose hair went dark -and is now silver, those are good quick quips.
2:04pm • #10
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Valerie,

Your blonde man jokes are very much appreciated from another blonde woman (me, Karen) *winks*

Keep those jokes coming!! Tuesday Tickler's are fun!! Thanks for sharing!!
3:26pm • #11
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I would be offended if my hair had not turned grey! 

Thanks for the chuckle
6:57pm • #12
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That is too funny Valarie! Great change of pace to see that the "man" is the brunt of the joke!
9:21pm • #13
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Steve:  I could not help myself when I saw these.

Mark:  Spin?  LOL  

Sheila:  I love the air freshener one.  Glad you liked them.

Debbie;  He had quite the AR birthday celebration!
6:20am • #14
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Roy:  The three of them are worthy of a giggle.

Malcolm:  It was about time!!!

Chris and Dick:  Yes, it was about time.  

Than:  That is an excellent add on to the joke.
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Sharon:  The assumption has always been that only women can be that cute stupid.  LOL

Steve:  I am a horrible verbal story teller but did manage to tell these jokes three times yesterday.

Frank and Karen:  As long as my friends sends them to me, I will send them out through AR.

William:  In your photo you hair still looks blonde.  Hmmmmmm

Sussie:  I too like the turn around.
6:24am • #16


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