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**'Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'** 




**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** 




**After a brief pause,** 




**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** 




**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,****Right now.'**
 




Brief Pause.




**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.*
*
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
 

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**



**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**



**'I did it, Daddy.'**



**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
With no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**



 

**'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?'**




**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the
back window**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the