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Tall Tales of Religion (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment of bringing something to represent their religion.

The first child got in front of the class and said, “My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David.”

The second child got in front of her class and said, “My name is Mary, I am Catholic and this is the Crucifix.”

The third child got up in front of his class and said, “My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole.”



It's Monday, Smile and Make It a Great Week!

Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Good morning, Laura....that's a cute one... I love your monday morning religious jokes...

Nov 25, 2012 08:42 PM
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Laura, Thanks for the chuckle. I enjoy reading your jokes about the cute things kids say.

Nov 25, 2012 08:44 PM
Potranco Realty
Potranco Realty - San Antonio, TX
"Sold with Potranco Realty"

LOL Laura, your profile pictures reminds me of a strong lady in Texas and ever time I see your photo I think is that Mo she helped Keller Williams to get where they're today. Have a Great Cyber Monday and thanks for the good laugh.

Nov 25, 2012 08:47 PM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Thanks for the smile. Around here as a Baptist it would be fried chicken!

Nov 26, 2012 12:10 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Laura -- and here I thought it was the Lutherans who had the casseroles (or maybe they just have the white ones).   lol

Nov 26, 2012 02:44 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Sounds like the Lutherans and their hot dishes.   Thanks for the smale today!

Nov 26, 2012 06:34 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

I am with Vern...around our area it is hot dish.  Still brought a smile!

Nov 26, 2012 07:26 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Ah yes, there must be one in every bunch.  Thnaks for the chuckle.  I really need it!

Nov 26, 2012 08:34 AM
Charles Stallions Property Manager
Charles Stallions Real Estate Services - Pace, FL
Pensacola, Pace & Gulf Breeze Property Management

So true us Baptist loves us some good eats. But do you know how to get to heaven

 

by holding onto the shirt tale of a southern baptist.

Nov 26, 2012 01:29 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

hope those Baptists contributed to the AR cookbook collection of recipes...mmmmmmm Thanks for the chuckle !

Nov 26, 2012 05:31 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Laura, in this area there are a lot of Southern Babtists, naturally, and that would be B-B-Q!!

Dec 02, 2012 02:52 AM