This is a public service announcement to all the companies that call me with an automated message to 
make sure I end up on the front page of Google, that my Google-Yahoo-Bing business page is correct or anything else - stop calling. I will never use your service, period!
I don't talk to computer automated messages, and I will not push 1 to be a star on the front page of Google. I won't even push 100 to be a total dufus on the 100th page of Google. Feel free to have your automated computer message call my fax machine. It gets lonely now that I've switched to a Internet-based fax service.
If you thought it saved you money, saved time or saved the world to have a computer automated message call me you were way off base. I'm old school. I actually like to talk to people. On second thought, don't have your people call my people either. On a third note, thanks for saving the world from the Mayan calendar apocalypse. If that comes up again, we'll call you.
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