I think this is the worst example of excessive smoking/deferred maintenance I have ever seen. This discoloration may represent hundreds, if not thousands, of packs of cigarettes and one has to wonder how much nicotine might actually be present. Should this be considered a hazardous waste site? Who is going to clean up this mess. Can it be painted over? Should it be painted over? According to "How Stuff Works," Sixty milligrams of nicotine (about the amount in three or four cigarettes if all of the nicotine were absorbed) will kill an adult, but consuming only one cigarette's worth of nicotine is enough to make a toddler severely ill!
This is one of those instances where I am not willing to recommend that the buyer just get out the paint roller and "have at it." I think cleaning/removal by trained professionals is called for. Do you think my recommendation is:
A, Not strong enough (the house should be demolished);
B, Over the top (what are you smoking?);
C, Way over the top (I'd let my kids clean and/or paint);
D, No problem, I'll clean it up for the buyer myself; or,
E, Accurate?
Charles Buell
www.buellinspections.com