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Real Estate Agent with Gloria

IN A crowded elevator, one man asked another, "How's business?" "Last year we sold 500,000 houses, 700,000 farms and 750,000 schools," came the reply. "This year we ought to do equally well and, in addition, sell 1,200,000 garages." As the elevator descended, there was heavy silence for a moment. Then someone spoke up indignantly. "Sir," he said, "I'm in real estate, and those figures are preposterous!" He didn't know that the man boasting about his business was the marketing director of a major toy company.
Vincent McKamy
Samson Properties - Fredericksburg, VA
Realtor Fredericksburg Virginia
Very nice - I should get into the toy business it sounds very busy.  This is going to be a great year.
Jan 29, 2008 12:26 PM
Juli Morella
Weichert Realtors - Mullica Hill, NJ

Very Cut!!!!!  

Ah, the joys of not knowing the true conversation and listening to the ENTIRE story!!!!

 

Thanks!!!

Jan 29, 2008 12:26 PM
Marzena Melby
Coldwell Banker Burnet Realty - Richfield, MN
Realtor, Twin Cities Minnesota Real Estate
Gloria - Cute!
Jan 29, 2008 12:27 PM
Tony Grego, 317-663-4173 #1 Trade Association for Alternative Inv
REISA - 317-663-4173 - Indianapolis, IN

Due to price point I guess the commisions are less per unit but they make it up in volume. Thanks for the laugh.

Happy Selling!

Tony

Jan 29, 2008 12:32 PM
Diane McDermott
RealtorĀ®, GRI, Landis e2 Real Estate, LLC - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte NC Real Estate Market
Thanks for the laugh Gloria! Great story, also a good example of when not to speak without knowing the context!
Jan 29, 2008 12:37 PM
Audrey June-Forshey
RE/MAX Realty Services - Darnestown, MD
GRI, Gaithersburg, MD
Very Cute.  A reminder that we should never assume anything!!
Jan 29, 2008 12:40 PM
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QEC Internet Services - Long Beach, CA
Enjoyed the laugh,  great punch line!
Feb 06, 2008 06:18 AM