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Tombstones - We Need Your Contribution Please!

Tombstone Inscriptions For:

The Hypochondriac: "I told you I was sick!"

The man who had AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes: "Here lies an incurable romantic"

My tombstone: "I'm not ready yet, there is so much more to know"

The perpetually tardy: "Sorry I was late..."

The Gambler: "I bet you'll end up here too."

The Realtor: "I got a good deal on this lot."

The Attorney: "I'll sue you in Hell!"

The Perpetual Optimist: "See you soon!"

This is where you add your own: ______________________. Please contribute to this blog!

I got the idea of this blog recently, upon visiting my 95 year old grandmother at her nursing home. She is so cute! Only about 4 ft. tall now (she's been shrinking), with her bright and inquisitive green eyes, she still has that unique innocence of youth. She was lamenting about how she didn't want to die because she would miss us too much. All of a sudden, her face lit up as she exclaimed: "I know what: let's all die together!"

...She means well....

Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection, Mirela Monte

www.MyrtleBeachHomes.us

Posted by Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela Monte on 01/30/2008 12:02 AM

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41 Comments on Tombstones - We Need Your Contribution Please!

JAN

2008

Hi Mirela: How bout this for the procrastinator: "I was going to die today, but something came up... so I had to put it off. Maybe tomorrow if I have time."

Come on guys, you know you have a few of your own! I couldn't possibly cover all options here....

The Pessimist "My coffin is 1/2 empty"

The Cat "I finally have the couch to myself"

That's pretty good! Thank you Karen!

That is hilarious Tina! Thank you!

And the optimist said...the coffin was 1/2 full.

Thank you Vickie!

There'll be two dates on your tombstone,

And all your friends will read 'em,

But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em"

The Cheap Skate at the local Bar:

"This one's on me"

The bartender "Last call for alcohol"

The chef "I knew I shouldn't have tried my own recipe"

My mother "I wouldn't be here if my daughter had listened to me"

This is fun!

Tina, those are GREAT! I laughed so hard! Thank you!

OK - one more.....

The IT Tech "My system just crashed"

....Finally...

Barry, that is too funny! Thank you!

Oh, Tina, you are Good!!! That is hilarious! Did you just make that up?

Did you hear about the writer's strike in LA? Perhaps we should take this show on the road...

Barry, is that as in: they will finally know your age?

Life? WHAT IS IT? SUNSHINE,CLOUDS,HAZY,GOOD,BAD,UGLY,NO ITS WHat next . listen it happens everyday just listen. everything works out. it will be OK.

As a Real Estate Agent.... My last Real Estate Purchase. I think I'll stay here a while.

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Pretty good Nancy! Thank you!

I have a nice, big, smile now!

The Wife of a Builder: "Ha, Ha.... I'm not moving again!"

Here lie the bones of Nancy Jones
For her, life held no terrors.
She lived an old maid,
She died an old maid.
No hits, no runs, no errors.

Mike in Tucson

Here at last lies
Mary Proctor
Had a cold,
wouldn't doctor.
Couldn't stay,
had to go.
Praise God from whom
All blessings flow.

Mike in Tucson

"I told you I was sick!"

Mike in Tucson

An Attorney- The defense rests

An Auctioneer- Going Going Gone

Can't take credit for these but they are good ones I think.

Sinner - Forgiven.

Mirela - Alas, I have nothing to contribute except to say that the comment from your grandmother was the best one of all!

Mike in Tucson: You're the man!

Those are all great! Thank you!

This was fun!

I am lost of words... This is to funny! What a great sense of humor. It's great to laugh once in a while. YES

Thank you, Arina! I would have loved to have your contribution to this. Maybe you can post one here tomorrow.

FEB

2008

Mirela - fun post. like 'em all. what was it that we fields supposedly had on his, i'd rather be in philiadlphia? Thought that might not have been true. Also want to thank you for taking your time to comment on the piece we did last week about the odds of selling a home. was most appreciated.

cheers

Broker - The Last Foreclosure

Gary - always love your blogs. Thanks for contributing to mine!

Scott - Funny! Thanks!

FEB

2008

FEB

2008

Oh, Cait, that's hilarious!

Thank you!

Have you ever been to the Merry Cemetary? Every Grave has a funny picture and saying that matches how the person died.....I wish I had my pictures on disk as they are really funny.......( Cemetery in North Eastern Romania)