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Tombstones - We Need Your Contribution Please!

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Tombstone Inscriptions For:

 

The Hypochondriac:  "I told you I was sick!"

The man who had AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes: "Here lies an incurable romantic"

My tombstone: "I'm not ready yet, there is so much more to know"

The perpetually tardy:  "Sorry I was late..."

The Gambler:  "I bet you'll end up here too."                         

The Realtor:  "I got a good deal on this lot."

The Attorney:  "I'll sue you in Hell!"

The Perpetual Optimist:  "See you soon!"

This is where you add your own:  ______________________.    Please contribute to this blog!

I got the idea of this blog recently, upon visiting my 95 year old grandmother at her nursing home.  She is so cute!  Only about 4 ft. tall now (she's been shrinking), with her bright and inquisitive green eyes, she still has that unique innocence of youth.  She was lamenting about how she didn't want to die because she would miss us too much.  All of a sudden, her face lit up as she exclaimed:  "I know what: let's all die together!"

...She means well....

 

Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection, Mirela Monte

www.MyrtleBeachHomes.us

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Mike Jones
SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ
Mike Jones NMLS 223495

Here lie the bones of Nancy Jones
For her, life held no terrors.
She lived an old maid,
She died an old maid.
No hits, no runs, no errors.

Mike in Tucson

Jan 29, 2008 08:16 PM
Mike Jones
SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ
Mike Jones NMLS 223495

Here at last lies
Mary Proctor
Had a cold,
wouldn't doctor.
Couldn't stay,
had to go.
Praise God from whom
All blessings flow.

Mike in Tucson

Jan 29, 2008 08:18 PM
Mike Jones
SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ
Mike Jones NMLS 223495

"I told you I was sick!"

Mike in Tucson

Jan 29, 2008 08:18 PM
Sally Zatkoff
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services PenFed Realty - Fairfax, VA
Making a Difference

An Attorney- The defense rests

An Auctioneer- Going Going Gone

Can't take credit for these but they are good ones I think.

Jan 30, 2008 12:36 AM
Hank Roeters
Platinum Partners Realtors - Darien, IL
Sinner - Forgiven.
Jan 30, 2008 03:29 AM
Jackie - computer-training-atlanta.com
770.498.7333 - Atlanta, GA
Learn to leverage technology to get more done.
Mirela - Alas, I have nothing to contribute except to say that the comment from your grandmother was the best one of all!
Jan 30, 2008 08:52 AM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Mike in Tucson: You're the man! 

Those are all great!  Thank you!

This was fun!

Jan 30, 2008 01:57 PM
Arina Hanciulescu
RealtyPros - Las Vegas, NV
RealtyPros
I am lost of words... This is to funny! What a great sense of humor. It's great to laugh once in a while. YES
Jan 30, 2008 03:11 PM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate
Thank you, Arina!  I would have loved to have your contribution to this.  Maybe you can post one here tomorrow.
Jan 30, 2008 03:17 PM
Gary Bolen
McCall Realty - South Lake Tahoe, CA
CRS - Lake Tahoe Real Estate Information

Mirela - fun post. like 'em all. what was it that we fields supposedly had on his, i'd rather be in philiadlphia? Thought that might not have been true. Also want to thank you for taking your time to comment on the piece we did last week about the odds of selling a home. was most appreciated.

cheers 

Feb 03, 2008 12:06 PM
Scott Wall
StoneHouse Realty, Inc - Bristow, VA
Broker - The Last Foreclosure
Feb 03, 2008 01:52 PM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Gary - always love your blogs.  Thanks for contributing to mine!

Scott - Funny!   Thanks!

Feb 03, 2008 02:45 PM
Cait ODonnell Donohue
Red Key Realty Leaders - Frontenac, MO
Tombstone
Feb 04, 2008 12:05 PM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate

Oh, Cait, that's hilarious! 

Thank you!

Feb 06, 2008 10:28 AM
Kathy McGraw
CELLing Realty - White Water, CA
Riverside County CA Real Estate
Have you ever been to the Merry Cemetary?  Every Grave has a funny picture and saying that matches how the person died.....I wish I had my pictures on disk as they are really funny.......( Cemetery in North Eastern Romania)
Feb 06, 2008 10:54 AM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate

   Is this what you mean? 

I am actually from Romania, but this is the first time I've heard of it, I'm embarrassed to say. 

"Cimitirul Vesel" in Romania.

Feb 06, 2008 11:11 AM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate
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Feb 06, 2008 11:12 AM
Broker Nick
South Florida Real Estate & Development, Inc. - Coconut Creek, FL
Broker Nick Relocation Broker Service
May you be in Heaven five minutes before the devil knows you're dead ...remember the old Irish toast
Feb 06, 2008 02:06 PM
Mirela Monte
Buyers' Choice Realty - North Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach Real Estate
I don't, but I like it.  Thanks for the contribution!
Feb 07, 2008 01:39 PM
Anonymous
Greg Martin
HILARIOUS!
Apr 18, 2008 05:21 AM
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