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Tall Tales from Religion Class (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore


I was at the Parish Center recently, and I overheard a teen religion class.

The teacher with Bible in hand, was reading to the class.

She read, "For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife."

"Okay," she said, "from this Scripture, what do we learn is important in marriage?"

A student blurted out, "Cleavage."


It's Monday, Smile & Make It a Great Week!

Comments (7)

Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Was that the wrong answer?  It's probably the one I would have given.  Great way to start my Monday morning Laura.

Jan 27, 2013 06:52 PM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Good morning, Laura.... another cute joke.... hope your day's a good one.

Jan 27, 2013 07:03 PM
Bob Miller
Keller Williams Cornerstone Realty - Ocala, FL
The Ocala Dream Team

Hi Laura, thanks for sharing and bringing a smile to us on Monday morning!

Jan 27, 2013 07:10 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Laura,

A good answer and thanks for the chuckle.

Make yourself a great day.

Jan 27, 2013 08:05 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Laura, good answer and one that I would probably have come up with ;)

Jan 27, 2013 10:15 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

If this was a Catholic study...the kid would have been introduced to Mother Superior

Jan 28, 2013 02:38 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Thats pretty funny! Kids say the darnedest things and they never fail to surprise you!!

;)

Feb 12, 2013 12:16 AM