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THE BOTTLE OF WINE ( A quick Cute Joke G Rated)

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

 For all of you who are Navajo Indian Manmarried, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

My wife was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the Indian got into the car.


Resuming the journey, She tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to her.

"What in bag?" asked the old man?

My wife looked down at the brown bag and said: "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:

"Good trade"

 

This is a “Makeup” joke for the Valentines Joke that I posted.  This proves I am an equal opportunity offender. Have a great day!

laughing monkey

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Pat Champion
John Roberts Realty - Eustis, FL
Call the "CHAMPION" for all your real estate needs

I really needed the laugh today. Thanks for sharing the humor and I hope you have a great day today.

Feb 21, 2013 01:04 AM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Ohhh  Glenn..... You're at it again my friend.  I am off to a very late start well actually it was a sleepless night and Debbie and I were both at our desk until almost 2:30 this morning.  Anyway............ You're funny is a great way to begin a sluggish morning around here ... Big smiles :) 

Feb 21, 2013 01:05 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Ba-da-ba-dum --- cue the rimshot.  That's all folks.

Feb 21, 2013 01:06 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Pat, I am here to serve, your welcome!

John, hopefully you and Debbie made some money at 2:20 in the morning.  I'm glad I got you started.

Michail, I'm going for a G rated Joke and you gotta throw in Rimshot!  LOL

Feb 21, 2013 01:20 AM
Carol Zingone
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL
Global Realtor in Jax Beach, FL - ABR, CRS, CIPS

I've seen this one before, but it still makes me smile. Thanks!

Feb 21, 2013 01:30 AM
Brian L. Sirota, Esq.
Bristar Realty (Realtor/Attorney) - Orange, CA
For Solutions: (714) 501-7660

Glenn, I like the Valentine's Day version better!    (As a single guy, I realize the influence this comment may have on potential wives).  Brian

Feb 21, 2013 02:19 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Carole, as long as it makes you smile it's worth repeating.

Brain, you may find your future X Wife.

Feb 21, 2013 02:55 AM
Berni Kerr
Retired - Mortgage Professional. - Port Dover, ON
Retired AMP Mortgage Agent - Port Dover ON

Glenn.....I'll drink to that!  Good One,  have a nice day and thanks for the smile you shared!

Feb 21, 2013 04:26 AM
Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

As my mother would say.... Now Glenn.... that is tacky, Tacky, TACKY!

LOL! Have a great weekend! ☺

Feb 21, 2013 06:26 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good evening Glenn. This is very funny, and I also cracked up looking at the picture. I'm tired, so thank you. Enjoy the evening.

Feb 21, 2013 07:20 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Bernie, you are welcome and please drink one for me!

Joni, did you mother ever tell you the dictionary explanation of the word for... When you sit on those Tacky TACKS, you get a Thesaurus.   (The sore ass)  Now that's tacky!

Sheila, I hope you had a restful sleep.

 

Feb 21, 2013 11:24 PM