1.. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
2. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
3. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
4. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
5. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
6. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
7. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
8. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
9. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
10. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
11. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
13. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material.
Got to keep the numbers going up!
Now what's BLR gotta do to get that Brittney kind of publicity!!!! as an marketing 'pert sure you'll figure something out...
LOL .... I guess you could borrow that shirt- and show your "Oops I did it again" results of your night wiping out that country club Super Bowl Spread! Hey on the bright side-there'd likely now be more than enough room for the company name & whole phone number painted into your belly face...> 8=) under the pointing arrow!!!
After you finished eating that big SUPER SUPER BOWL SPREAD - Hope you're not seeing
this low flying pig trying to land in your mirrors lately ? TOO! ....(and don't try telling me in my case it could have anything to do with chocolate).... LOL
So Maybe to compete with the her notoriety maybe you better get to using that belly:
. See how well the big belly advertising works... just imagine yourself with a painted face smiling back at your audience too!
And it's going to be left up to you.... (and don't think you can hire Danny's Girl for the job... granted there's lots of BBW for Danny to Love but really a lack of flat enough writing space, plus all of the wiggle, and the jiggle along with the folds and creases- nobody could read the copy much less read all the phone numbers...with all the curves in that sexy red bikini- just too much distractions.. Sure they'll remember the billboard.. but forget the company paying for the advertising.. might as well blow $2.7 million for a super bowl ad....
Sorry, but it's going to have to be your waist on the line-- and don't even bother asking- there's simply not going to be enough belly AD space available over this way either ....'cause I'm going on another cocoa Diet. and exercising by ROFL at your jokes...
...... So as a Thank You for your new low-cost easy marketing plan, and hey- what better excuse for having to go to the beach & "WORK" - you can just keep on keeping on sending those chocolates....
LOL
There you go Rich-
BLR bravery at work...even where we don't belong..
But look at that little GATOR MAN starring in top corner- not only CROSS EYED BUT so GREEN with Envy.....
that she's able to smoother and swallow all at the same time...
but are you sure that's Danny under there? those are some slim legs...
blrguy, now has anybody seen the blonde one lately.... LOL
Now did anyone see the recent study that showed smokers and the obese cost less in total lifetime health care costs than those slim and trim models...(who live longer and cost more expensive treatments later on)
So those BBW are saving the Health Care system more dollars than costing...
so blrguy there's bound to be a proverb in that someplace....
(let's hope its not the gov't trying to push a "All you can eat, drink, and smoke" long term health plan.. )
LOL
Better look in the mirror... the Gators gone bright green....what about you?
And without a different comparision that dude might be bigger than he looks..
who's to say... that Gator could be nearly fully grown...
of course with the smirky look on his face he's either met the BIG pan more than once..
or just be afraid he might be next in line......
But whoever the guy is, your right Rich he's either throw his arms up in total surrender...
or looking at the open palms doesn't have any air left to fight....
LOL..You guys are killing me!
Those could be Danny's legs...cuz they would be flattened like the rest of him....Holy Crow...you 3 actually have me speechless!
But before you leave the office today worrying too much about those love birds..
here's the AMA's take on the whole situation:
they recently claimed:
a FEW EXTRA POUNDS POSE LITTLE RISK!
So if the American Medical Association says it- what more do you want?
O.k. look at the Automobile Industry... if somebody else pays for the fuel- don't you want that big SUV for safety right?
So just See this as an EXTRA LARGE MODEL ---
Now just LOOK HERE! Are you more interested in the size of the ride or the length of the drive?
Now will anybody reallyeven stop to ask if this is equipped with air bags or not... or worry about their safety?
See there more proof that a few extra pounds holds little risk...
now guy's there you go.......
(but blrguy just warned we better watch the weight....and you cann't see it if its on top of you!!!)
But even if there's little risk,still don't want to watch it, some things just aren't for everyone's eyes .. blrguy will just have to do his own fetish peeping tom voyeurism.. But maybe you better find out if whose flesh is getting pressed is someone you know...
That ICE preparations might come in handy... but blrguy, if she's making you so breathless that you're speechless- maybe my suggestion for the ringtone to Kiss it Goodbye might not be so far off... at least for the little guy- lol
But even though everything the dude's got has gone to sleep and gone totally limp (maybe for life)...
You're free to just go on and KEEP believing the AMA- a few extra pounds pose little risk..
Could you imagine the fuel bill... even running that one empty? likely burns it not by the gallons per mile but counted in the barrels per mile!
Hopefully Danny will have learned a new position before he tries that the next time... lol or that dump bed might be a lifesaver, if he's got a remote.....
but as that old Proverb proves once again--
perhaps just maybe there's somebody for everybody...
As an old proverb says
(and lucky for those who find it so)
There is a lid for every pot.
They say there is a lid for every pot
and though not trying to discriminate
what you find ugly- some find hot
some like skinny- others go for the heavy weight;
some go for what's in common, others not.
But when big n small attract and go to the gate
And you find your lid doesn't quite fit the big pot you've got,
although you might try and give it a shot-
some lids just make a better top than bottom plate.
Doesn't mean the luving cann't be Great!
Just be sure to brace up that Lover's Cot
before somethimg breaks then it's too late.
What a nice nursery rhyme. I would say whatever floats your boat but I do believe that the logic in that phrase is a little flawed. The ICE would be perfect for this situation but I think the little guys head probably popped from the pressure.
Rich...
I suggested it was blrguy's job to use ICE - (as she & he had made blrguy speechless)...In my comments on the ICE post suggested adding a FAV ring-tone for use when it's already too late to call 9 11... so one could play your swansong as you
"KISS YOUR ICE GOODBYE"
Since clearly the little guy was a gonna... & blrguy the voyeur got so breathlessly excited he was speechless so couldn't call for help- the least blrguy could do would be to play the ink blot out with a song! (and should the chubby chaser not be crushed- it could become "their song".. lol
What's you FAV song blrguy? "take me out to the ball game?" or is it one from back in your childhood
"Daddy's Got a Brand New Squeeze Box!"
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