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Tech Support ~ 3-18-13

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899

Tech Support Monday 3-18-13

 

 

 

 

Fun on Saint Patrick's Day has come and gone! Had a busy week-end showing property to two buyers, enjoyed time with Geno and got my 3 miles a day in to complete my weekly goal of 5 times a week! Yahoo!! Finally all the vistors from SXSW and the rodeo are on their way out of town and we can settle down from all the events and traffic! We're closing in on the end of the third month for first quarter 2013 and I'm still wondering how did we get here so quickly!  Won't you join me in your first cup of coffee, tea or what ever you drink first thing in the morning and enjoy some silly tech humor to start your day:


 

 

 

Why did the chicken cross the Web?
To get to the other site.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness

How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.

What do computers like to eat?
Chips.

What do you call a space magician?
A flying saucerer.

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.




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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Loss of memory....ah yes...not native to computers !  Have a wonderful week...thanks for the smile.

Mar 17, 2013 09:52 PM
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Always enjoy our first cup of "chuckle" Monday mornings Dorie!

Mar 17, 2013 09:54 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Dorie -- fun stuff - cue the rimshot and have a great week.   

Mar 17, 2013 10:19 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Gita,

Thanks for stopping by!

Mar 17, 2013 10:40 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Bobbie,

OMG..22 degrees..burrrrr!!!

Mar 17, 2013 10:41 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Gabe,

2013 is going by way too fast!!

Mar 17, 2013 10:41 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Clint,

I think you are right!

Mar 17, 2013 10:42 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Sally & David,

There is truth in that statement!

Mar 17, 2013 10:47 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Larry and Sheila,

Glad to hear that!

Mar 17, 2013 10:47 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Michael,

I will for sure..you do the same!

Mar 17, 2013 10:48 PM
Anita Clark
Coldwell Banker Access Realty ~ 478.960.8055 - Warner Robins, GA
Realtor - Homes for Sale in Warner Robins GA

Dorie...just what I needed, a dose of humor, to jumpstart my groggy Monday morning.  Have a wonderful week.

Mar 17, 2013 11:28 PM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Too fun Dorie... Can't choose which one is my favorite but sharing with some friends.... :)

Mar 17, 2013 11:35 PM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Hello Dorie,

I wouldn't miss your Monday morning Tech funny - I have learned to keep my coffee cup on the desk until I finish reading...don't want to laugh and spill at the same time!  Have a great week!

Mar 18, 2013 12:02 AM
Sharon Parisi
United Real Estate Dallas - Dallas, TX
Dallas Homes

 

Dorie, I love your tech humor!  I couldn't agree with you more.  The first quarter of the year has flown by in record time this year.  Happy Monday!

Mar 18, 2013 12:34 AM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

I always look forward to you tech humor, always get a chuckle. Who could ask for more. Hope your showings turn into sales.

Make it a great week!

Mar 18, 2013 12:40 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Dorie-Its nice to have thing get back to normal. Thanks for the Monday morning tech humor. Very funny!

Mar 18, 2013 01:43 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Dorie,

I enjoyed reading your post and especially your Tech humor. You save the best for the last:

"What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory."

That was too funny and true! And who said a computer is just a machine???

 

Mar 18, 2013 02:35 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Dorie- I now know what a computer and I have in common!  Your last one! Have a great Monday. PS...just voted. 

Mar 18, 2013 04:35 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Dorie, What a big smile I have now that I have read your Monday Tech Support.

Mar 18, 2013 12:55 PM
Dagny Eason
Dagny's Real Estate - Wilton, CT
Fairfield County CT, CDPE Homes For Sale and Condo

Great chuckle, love the humor - AR has a glitch - keep having to rewrite this...

Mar 18, 2013 09:21 PM