Joke

> /An elderly woman walked into the Bank of //Canada// one morning
> with a purse
> full of money. She wanted to open a savings// //account and
> insisted on talking to the president of the Bank// //because, she
> said, she had a lot of money.
>
> After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
> right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
> office.
>
> The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She
> placed her purse on his desk and replied,// //"$165,000". The
> president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so
> much money. The elderly woman// //replied that she made bets.
>
> The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
>
> The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your
> testicles are square."
>
> The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
> impossible to win a bet like that.
>
> The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the
> president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
>
> "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
> testicles are not square."
>
> "Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
> involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at //10
> o'clock// tomorrow
> morning with my lawyer as a witness."
>
> "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
>
> That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
> and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his/
> /testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
> again and again until he was positive that no one could
> consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there
> was no
> way he could lose the bet.
>
> The next morning at exactly //10 o'clock// the elderly woman
> arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
> acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
> president's testicles were square.
>
> The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
> made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
> drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
>
> The president was happy to oblige.
>
> The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
> asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the
> president. "Given the amount of money involved, you
> should be 100% sure."
>
> The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
> president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
> the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
> and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that
> around
> //10 o'clock// in the morning I would be holding the
> balls of the President of the Bank of //Canada//!"
>
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