It seems like all day, every day we are asked why? 
From the time our children are old enough to speak, WHY is one of the words that every child picks up very early in age. My kids first words were, Power of Attorney and Trust Fund, but that's just me.
We are asked, WHY is that Judgement still of record,
WHY won't the bank take my short sale offer,
WHY won't the lender order another appraisal,
WHY does the opposing negotiator pay the Buyers agents commission in a real estate transaction?
I say Why ask WHY? Sometimes it feels like there isn't any intelligent debate left in the world.
So, as usual, I'll resort to Humor and Jokes...
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? 
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter WHY do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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