Spoiling My Inner Child

Today I have arrived in Sioux Falls, SD for an event I am doing tomorrow called "There's No Excuse For Having No Leads!" I am staying at the Ramada near the airport. The hotel was booked by the Sioux Falls Association of Realtors who has hired me to come out here. Evidently this is where they put up all of their guests - otherwise I would think that someone really did their homework to put me up here. It's 2 degrees below zero outside and I don't care because I don't intend to leave the hotel for the entirety of my stay. You see, there's this thing. It's called an indoor waterpark. It has slides and pools and a hot tub. I am in heaven. More importantly, my inner child is in heaven. I arrived too late this evening to slide on the slides, but rest assured that I will do so at my first opportunity tomorrow. If you're one of the lucky people coming to see me tomorrow - bring your suit. We'll have a slide together. Whee!