Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football
5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to
delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child
Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I
suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your
program problems.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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