When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his
>father died, he decided that he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one
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>  evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful
>woman that he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
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>"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,
>"But in just a week or two, my father will die, and I will inherit
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>20  million dollars."
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>Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days
>later, she became his stepmother.

oops, that hurts...

Women are so much smarter than men!  

Sometimes.