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"Double sank" (Going Down With Your MLS Bloopers?)

Reblogger Barbara Hensley
Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Properties

Gwen's post is priceless!  Congratulations to Gwen for posting daily, regardless of the situation.  You will love the photo and the entire post gave me a chuckle as she talks about "Going Down With Your MLS Bloopers".  

I suggest you check out her daily post for great information.

Original content by Gwen Banta BRE # 01362887

 

Hi Everyone - I am traveling this week with little time to blog, but I didn't want to let down my loyal readers. Thus, I am re-blogging my own post from one year ago just so you all can have a few extra laughs this week. Please enjoy, and look for more new MLS bloopers as soon as I am back in sunny L.A. Have a great week!

 

Something Missing…

“Too mush to describe” (Uh, your recent brain diagnosis?)

“Turn one” (Heidi Fleiss’s explanation when asked her line of work.)

“2 dedroom house” (That explains the divorce summons…)

“Maul area for kids” (I believe that called a mosh pit…)

Something Extra

“Deck furniture i sperm” (So-o-o not something I want to sit on…)

“This is a greta house” (For those who are into Swedish Modern…)

“Refrigerator imploded” (Reason #1 not to hide explosives in your freezer.)

“Double sank” (Let me guess – your career and your partner’s?)

Something Shady

“Pat holder in kitchen” (Does Pat's hubby know about this?

“New scrams” (Oops - it seems Pat's hubby just arrived home.)

“Close to palesides” (Said Tonto when viewing The Lone Ranger in a Speedo.)

“Covered with veins” (Uh, Betty White in a bathing suit?)

“Wraparound clock” (Some architecture is timeless.)

Something For Adults Only…

“Large swimming pole” (At last – a home for aquatic strippers!)

“Dick on the link” (Said the former Mrs. Tiger Woods when asked where Tiger was hiding out.)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!

 

Please visit me at www.gwenbanta.com, or visit to see my new magnificent listing: "LAKE ARROWHEAD WATER FRONT TROPHY PROPERTY - OFFERED AT $15,900,000. http://tours.tourfactory.com/tours/tour.asp?t=976810 Thank you!
 

 

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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Barbara,  Love it, I will go over to her blog and comment. Hope you have lots of plans this weekend.

Jul 13, 2013 12:22 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good choice for a re-blog. Thanks for adding smilies to our faces. Have a very special weekend.

Jul 13, 2013 12:42 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Thanks for the reblog, I needed that chuckle!

Jul 13, 2013 12:53 AM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

The bloopers are funny but her comments are hilarious Barbara.

Jul 13, 2013 08:28 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

I LOVE her blogs....funny bone tickles are always a good thing !

Jul 13, 2013 10:57 PM