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No Maintenance Is A Misnomer!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Whenever the features list in a home or on the MLS states "No Maintenance!" remember this:

No maintenance is a misnomer!

It's easy to say that!  Very little is not NO maintenance.  A more appropriate phrase would be "Low Maintenance."

Take this house for instance.

It is a brick home and in recent years they wrapped all the wood work on the house with aluminum sheets and covers.

It is a beautiful job.

It was very impressive, and I say this sincerely.

But it has to be investigated, probably annually, for any movement, or cracks, or gaps, or separation.

Remember, what is under the aluminum is wood.

Wood will expand and contract with heat and cold.

Aluminum does not want to move so much.

This job is a multiplicity of seams, miters and intersections.  So many spots are ripe for separation.

If there is any separation at all, water will get inside and stay there.

Look at the lower left corner.

There is a slight gap.

A closer look, at the cropped photo on the right, reveals movement and separation.

Fortunately this is near the ground and easy to see.

A lot of this work is high up and it is crucially important that it be examined annually by a critical eye.

Why?

Lifting that lower corner reveals what a little gapping can do.

This is an easy fix because it is only 3' off the ground.

But higher up this is a bigger deal.

And to say the house is "No Maintenance" is pie in the sky and inappropriate marketing.

That phrase is truly a misnomer!

While it might look good on the MLS or on a features list inside the home, it is not the best thing to say!

And it will cause a home inspector's antenna to raise!

Hint:  a home inspector will look for two things - drum roll ...

1.  The cracks or gaps mentioned above, and
2.  The wrong caulking used!  Like clear silicone!  There are different caulking products made for different applications! 

USE THE RIGHT CAULKING!

My recommendation:  features lists need to be evaluated carefully.  And what the MLS says is only as good as the interview with the seller or the author of the information.  It may or may not be accurate!  And No Maintenance will almost always mean Low Maintenance.  So look around with a sharp eye! 

 

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comments(67)

Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

I use the words "low maintenance" quite a bit, I'm pretty sure I've never used NO, but I've certainly had condo buyers ask for it.

Jul 20, 2013 12:42 AM
Debra Chiarello
Retired
Deb Chiarello

I find it hard to believe any Realtor would make that claim!  Is there a house anywhere that is "no maintenance?"  I guess different Regions use their own lingo.  Here in N. Texas you will rarely see any mention of future property maintenance on the MLS.   I would be very cautious making any claims about maintenance and leave that to the potential buyer to determine when they are viewing the home.   After an accepted offer, the home inspector can make recommendations also.

Jul 20, 2013 01:07 AM
Bob Miller
Keller Williams Cornerstone Realty - Ocala, FL
The Ocala Dream Team

Hi Jay, for sure!  We built a new custom home once and dreamed of no maintenance.  If took less than 2 years before it needed maintenance.

Jul 20, 2013 01:32 AM
Dorte Engel
RE/MAX Leading Edge - Bowie, MD
ABC - Annapolis, Bowie, Crofton & rest of Maryland

Dear Jay,

If you do not want any maintenance, you need to live in an appartement with a super, who takes care of stuff. Otherwise, walk around the house looking for snything amiss every spring & fall or after bad weather events.

Jul 20, 2013 02:00 AM
Theresa Akin
CORPUS CHRISTI REALTY GROUP - Corpus Christi, TX

Couple weeks ago  I saw those very words in the MLS "no maintenance".  I called the listing agent because my client was interested but told him I thought he misspelled the word "low". He said no and I had been in the house a couple years ago. There was mold in one of the bedroom closets on the other side of the utility room. Did they clear that up? They painted the whole house inside and outside was his response. Mine so did they get rid of the mold. 2 days later it was temporarily off the market because of a leak in one of the pipes under the utility room that needed to be addressed. Listing agent had no idea. it is still not on market.

Jul 20, 2013 02:19 AM
Christi Farrington
Dagny's Real Estate - Wilton, CT
~ Your representative in Fairfield County, CT

Thank you Jay.  You always give such great advice and tips.  I always learn from what you post.  

Jul 20, 2013 02:52 AM
Hella Mitschke Rothwell
(831) 626-4000 - Honolulu, HI
Hawaii & California Real Estate Broker
I don't believe in absolutes of any kind, and this is a perfect example.
Jul 20, 2013 03:57 AM
EMILIA B COOPER, REALTOR® SFR.NCHSE.AHWD
LAROSA REALTY - Orlando, FL
Short Sales, Foreclosure & Bank Owned Real Estate

Jay, great blog post, very interesting thank for sharing!

Jul 20, 2013 08:44 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

S&D - you have to pay attention!

Bliz - I thought the post was applying the mythological item called common sense by suggesting that "low maintenance" would be a better term!

Lyn - that aluminum wrapping is truly low maintenance!  But one has to pay attention nonetheless!

Keith - that is a very good practice!

Tammy - even them there condos ain't no maintenance!

Jul 20, 2013 11:16 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Debra - I have seen the bumper stickers and can confidently say that maintenance happens.

Bob - disaster!  Well, those lazy, maintenance-free days were the days!

Dorte - I have published many seasonal maintenance lists here on AR!

Theresa - still on the market?  With no maintenance?  Go figure!

I'm glad you do Christi!

 

Jul 20, 2013 11:21 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Absolutely Hella.  We should always remember to never use absolutes.

Emilia - thanks and stop by again!

Jul 20, 2013 11:22 AM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

I can't imagine anything that could be "no maintenance." Not even my shoes. 

Jul 20, 2013 02:00 PM
Byron Duerksen
Housecheck Inspection Services - Hidden Valley Lake, CA

Jay is so correct about maintenance.  Unfortunately I see it advertised quite often and in my part of the world every home needs constant attention. With high heat in the summer, lots of rain and even some snow in the winter plus very strong winds sometimes, what was in great shape can and often changes in hours.  I inspect in several surrounding counties and find major differences in Realtor attitudes and practices, some not so good.

Jul 20, 2013 03:25 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

My shoes don't need maintenance Marte!  I have PF Flyers!

Of course Byron.  It's common sense.  Our average life span is 75 years or so.  Do we need maintenance?

Jul 20, 2013 08:48 PM
Kimo Jarrett
Cyber Properties - Huntington Beach, CA
Pro Lifestyle Solutions

Great post. Would the use of the correct caulking prevented this occurrence?

Jul 21, 2013 05:04 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Things move over time Kimo.  Good caulking is essential and may last for years.  But still, it needs regular investigation.

Jul 21, 2013 11:08 AM
Beth and Richard Witt
New York, NY
The best Retired Brokers !!!!

Great points... Good Job... Thanks for the info...

Jul 22, 2013 07:31 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Thanks R&B!  I'm glad you found it to be useful information!

Jul 22, 2013 12:50 PM
Bill Morrow
Keller Williams of Central PA - Mechanicsburg, PA
Bill Morrow, Associate Broker

It's the old slight of hand.  The presentation is outstanding but no-one knows whats behind the "curtain".

Jul 23, 2013 11:45 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Bill - just think of home inspectors as Toto, pulling the curtain away from the "Wizard."

Jul 24, 2013 06:22 AM