I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard
to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.

I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...

I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!