Funny Friday - The Walmart Greeter
Thanks for the huge laugh Brigita, that was seriously Funny, very good greeter, quick thinking, honest and funny.
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This one's an oldie but a goodie. Just had to share.
Two hours into the first day as a Walmart greeter, an ugly woman came into the store with 2 children. Hearing her swear to them, the greeter said to her "Good morning! Welcome to Walmart. Nice children. Are they twins?"
The mom answered: "Hell, no, they ain't twins. The oldest one is 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they are twins? Are you blind or stupid?"
The greeter replied: "I am not blind nor stupid. I just couldn't believe anyone would want to sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping Walmart."
The greeter's supervisor said that he probably was not cut out for this line of work.
Brigita McKelvie is a REALTOR® (Pennsylvania License #RS297130) with Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, specializing in rural and horse properties and farms in Eastern Pennsylvania. She has an e-Pro® (Certified Internet Expert) certification and a GRI (Graduate, REALTOR® Institute) designation.
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania License #RS297130
Rural and Horse Properties and Farms
Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, Ltd.
The Premier Equine and Country Real Estate firm serving Eastern Pennsylvania from back yard operations to world class equestrian facilities.
Use a REALTOR with "horse sense" that doesn't horse around when it comes to horse properties.
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