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Funny Friday - The Walmart Greeter

Reblogger Bob Crane
Real Estate Agent with Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified #1 in Forest Land Mgmt

Thanks for the huge laugh Brigita, that was seriously Funny, very good greeter, quick thinking, honest and funny.

 

For those of you who do not know Brigita yet, she writes more than good jokes, she is also an expert in Real Estate, Business, and Horse Properties.

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Original content by Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker PA License #AB068077

 

This one's an oldie but a goodie.  Just had to share.

 

 

Two hours into the first day as a Walmart greeter, an ugly woman came into the store with 2 children.  Hearing her swear to them, the greeter said to her "Good morning!  Welcome to Walmart.  Nice children.  Are they twins?"

 

The mom answered: "Hell, no, they ain't twins.  The oldest one is 9 and the other one's 7.  Why would you think they are twins?  Are you blind or stupid?"

 

The greeter replied: "I am not blind nor stupid.  I just couldn't believe anyone would want to sleep with you twice.  Have a good day and thank you for shopping Walmart."

 

The greeter's supervisor said that he probably was not cut out for this line of work.

Brigita McKelvie is a REALTOR®  (Pennsylvania License #RS297130) with Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, specializing in rural and horse properties and farms in Eastern Pennsylvania.  She has an e-Pro® (Certified Internet Expert) certification and a GRI (Graduate, REALTOR® Institute) designation.  

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Comments(2)

John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Remember Bob Crane has a goal to reach 500K in the Rain by August 4th.  Time is slipping by and we are pulling together in leaving Bob Comments and re-blogs.  Let's do it Rainers!

Jul 29, 2013 12:09 AM
The Woodland Team of Texas
The Woodland Companies - Austin, TX
Land Specialists

Hi Bob, I am enjoying going through some of your early blog posts and reposts and getting ready to start doing some posts myself soon.

Mar 27, 2019 03:08 PM