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Tall Tales from Creation (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

Tall Tales from Creation

Adam was walking in the garden and cried out to God, "You used to walk with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonely here, and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."

God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.

"Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and it wagged its tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him.  And Adam was comforted.

This pleased God.  And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."

And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is.

"This companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.

And Cat would not obey Adam.

And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being.

Adam learned humility.  And God was pleased.  And Adam was greatly improved.

And Dog was happy.  And Cat didn't care one way or the other.

It's Monday, Smile & Make It a Great Week!

Wayne Zuhl
Remax First Realty II - Cranford, NJ
The Last Name You'll Ever Need in Real Estate

HA! Ain't that the truth :) 

There are certainly dog people and cat people in this world - we're dog people.

Aug 11, 2013 11:29 PM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Heh, thanks for the funny. Wonder if that is why so many men don't like cats!?!?!!?

Aug 12, 2013 12:28 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Wayne & Jean Marie - I'm partial to dogs, but cats fascinate me!

Than -  I think you've hit the nail on the head!!

Aug 12, 2013 01:03 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Yes...that does sound very likely. 

Thanks for the chuckle this evening.

Aug 12, 2013 10:10 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Our Dini (aka Houdini) is a cat who thinks he is a dog...the best of both worlds...he came housebroken !

Aug 12, 2013 08:51 PM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

Laura, That is funny, that must be why I love dogs!  Have a great day!

Aug 13, 2013 03:13 AM