Looking to invest in some property? Don't have much money? Well, I can sure help you.
For the mere sum of $18.95 you can have your very own place to call home. You may not be able to get there but you certainly can look at it...at least at night. The view may not be the greatest and you may be unsure if you are looking at the right spot but you know it is there. You have documentation to prove it! With that deed in hand the world will know you own a piece of the moon.
Last Sunday while watching Sunday Morning on CBS one of the segments featured a company that sells you your own home away from home at rock bottom prices. Being a REALTOR, of course I was intrigued. Sales seem to be moving right along...evidently no softening of that particular market. Unfortunately I don't know if there is a real estate office there where I can hang my license.
Not content to only own property here on earth I immediately sank a portion of my hard earned money into this prime investment. My motto is...Don't Just Sell It, Buy It.
Now my family will be secure in the future. If there is ever a time global warming becomes unbearable here on earth we can trade it for the extremes of the moon...250 degrees above freezing (fahrenheit) to 251 below. Until it gets worse here we'll stay on earth.
I was going to post some Web sites for you to check out. However, they refused to sign a Buyer's Representative Agreement with me. No agreement, no commission, no deal!
While you are contemplating whether this is a deal you just can't refuse please enjoy Old Blue Eyes, in fact sing along with Frankie Boy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAsoLm1Ges
I did reveal (under duress during negotiations) that I am a REALTOR in good standing with the National Association of REALTORS, the Virginia Association of REALTORS, and the Fredericksburg Area Association of REALTORS. I assured them I will be more than happy to join the Moon Association of REALTORS upon its formation. Perhaps I will help get it established as soon as I get myself settled in up there. Meanwhile I remain at Lake Anna.
My slogan will now be: I Don't Just Sell It, I Buy It!
P.S. Please do not let Bill Geist (CBS Sunday Morning contributor) know that I got a better deal than he did. He paid $19.95 and I only paid $18.95 (plus $8.00 shipping and handling) due to my great negotiation skills.
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If you or someone you know is thinking of buying or selling property at or near Lake Anna,contact Kathleen "Kate " Elim. She lives at Lake Anna, knows Lake Anna, loves Lake Anna, and specializes in Lake Anna area real estate. Reach Kate at 540-226-1964 or by e-mail at lakeanna.kate@gmail.com. Be sure to check Kate's blog at http://lakeannaandbeyond.com/ or http://lakeannacountry.com/
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