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HUMOR - SENIOR SEX

A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an   elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees..

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely   nothing wrong  with the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row ....... the couple makes an appointment,has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

Moe says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married, and we can't go to her house. I'm married, and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

Posted by Gail Gladstone on 02/18/2008 08:25 AM

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16 Comments on HUMOR - SENIOR SEX

GREAT POST!!!!!

02/18/2008 08:32 AM

by Kirk Williams, #LMA 510-LO-32537 (Primary Residential Mortgage Inc. & IMS Consulting)

Thanks, that made me smile.

02/18/2008 08:33 AM

by Alan Langstone (Carolina One Real Estate)

Gail, that is precious. I know a group of seniors who will love it!

02/18/2008 08:36 AM

by Brian Schulman - Your Lancaster County, PA Real Estate Professional (Coldwell Banker Select Professionals)

Ohhh to have half your teeth, your wife or girlfriend blue hair and to be smack dab in the middle of your golden years! YIPPEE! Good way to start a Monday Gail. Here's one for you...

A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip.

He began his day with an 8 lb walleye on the first cast and a 7 lb on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever walleye over 11 lbs when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.

He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!'

'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!'

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just messin' with ya. She's dead. So what'd you catch?'

02/18/2008 08:38 AM

by Andrew Mooers | Northern Maine Real Estate / Aroostook County Broker (MOOERS REALTY)

That was funny. Finally, someone posts a joke on AR that I hadn't heard of before...

02/18/2008 08:44 AM

by Donna Harris, ASP (Re/Max HiNet)

Gail, Thanks for the funny. Excellent way to start the week !

02/18/2008 08:52 AM

by Bill Gillhespy Fort Myers Beach Realtor (Century 21 Tripower Realty)

Very good, thanks for the early morning humor.

02/18/2008 08:54 AM

by Jacqueline Bramble, GRI (Keller Williams Realty)

Great laugh for the morning!

02/18/2008 09:12 AM

by Sandra Workman ABR, CNHS, QSC, RCC (Speckman Realty Inc., GMAC)

Now that is taking advantage of the system. I guess the woman didn't think to turn it in on her medicare too. They could have actually made a profit. Good joke.

02/18/2008 11:03 AM

by Jimmy McCall~Clarksville's Mortgage Consultant (Legacy Mortgage Services, Inc. ~ Clarksville, Tennessee)

Nice post. Made me smile.

02/18/2008 11:39 AM

by Tina M. Atilho (William Raveis Real Estate)

hahahahahhahaah - that is funny! Thanks for sharing

02/18/2008 11:41 AM

by Derek Bauer, Associate Broker - Door To Dreams Team www.DoorToDreams.com (Real Estate One, Inc.)

I love it! That was awesome...sending that to my parents...lol

02/18/2008 12:28 PM

by Elaine A. Cook-Connect Realty (Connect Realty.com)

Absolutely the best, I've heard in a while :)

02/18/2008 02:01 PM

by Mehmet Met Dilsiz (FND Photography)

Andrew...I am dying!! As a fisherperson who lives to fish and dies to fish...I relate! It's better than golfer jokes.

Every Friday morning by 6:00 am (7:00 am at the latest) you will find me on the party boat off of Cape Tree Basin. I can get in a full half day of fishing for fluke or flounder, be home and dressed for real estate by noon and have the freshest, most wonderful fish dinner by the evening (my husband cooks!).

But watch yourself; never get between me and my fishing!

02/18/2008 02:04 PM

by Gail Gladstone (Coldwell Banker)

Gail,

FUNNY,FUNNY,FUNNY!! Great one, thanks for the laugh!

02/21/2008 11:03 AM

by Debbie VanLeuvan (ERA Team IV Homes)

Gail, this is just too funny. I am going to have to share this with some friends.

02/21/2008 11:36 AM

by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)