The Aries agent will get you into every new listing first, which is great as long as you don't mind talking about her the whole time.

The Taurus agent will sell you a property, then give you a call every so often just to let you know she's been thinking of you. Send her a clipping from a bush in your yard and she'll be able to grow it into a tree.

The Gemini agent always has a back up plan. He keeps his under agreements Active, just in case.

The Cancer agent will have a good cry with you at thought of leaving your old home.

You may never meet a Leo agent. He's too shy to show houses to strangers so he'll send you out to drive by the listing yourself.

The Virgo agent will analyze each listing, then show you the most beautiful properties at the top of your price range.

The Libra agent spends so long choosing which properties to show that she may not end up showing you any.

The Scorpio agent requires you to sign not only a buyer's contract, but also a non-compete agreement, and will hold you to it.

The Sagittarius agent will wander down the wrong street, and end up finding a much better house for you.

The Aquarius agent makes you an alphabetized virtual tour of all the listings on CD, then offers it free to everyone.

The Capricorn agent does a cost analysis and will show you the properties that fit into your long term goals.

The Pisces agent will steer you toward waterfront properties, not because they are a good fit for you, but because she wants to go there.