WE DON'T HAVE THAT HERE
Just in case you're wondering about Maui life, but you've never been to Hawaii, here's some local info. Let me tell you some of the things we DON'T have over here on the island of Maui:
NO Billboards - Maui County has an ordinance prohibiting billboards and large signs.
NO Snakes- We actually have 1 species of underground blind snake, but that doesn't count. No poisonous snakes, no skunks, no raccoons, no foxes, no coyotes, no wolves, no bears, no cougars, no seagulls. We do have mongoose, deer, wild and feral pigs. You can go hiking in the jungle and not fear for you life.
NO Rabies - Good news for pet owners. You can more easily transport your pets here from other countries without rabies, like New Zealand, with no quarantine needed.
NO 6-Lane Highways - I don't think we even have an underpass/overpass yet, but there might be one under construction as I speak.
NO Strip Clubs - We do have Hostess Bars in Wailuku though. And I think they're opening a Hooters in Lahaina.. does that count? Now if you want so see scantily clad hot young things, just go to the beaches on the north shore - it's like going to the set of Baywatch... haha. And if you want to see naked people on the beach... you can call your favorite Realtor to see which beach that would be.
NO Gambling - No racetracks, no BINGO, no lottery, no casinos. We do have illegal cock fights though, if you know where to find them.
NO Trailer Parks - That's right - no trailer parks.
NO Military/Naval Bases- Oahu has numerous military and naval bases and personnel.
NO Snow and Ice- OK there's plenty of ice in the tropical drinks, and we do get snow on the top of Maui occasionally.
YES we DO have plenty of: good weather; beaches; shopping and entertainment; arts and culture; friendly people, and a lot of ALOHA.
If you're thinking of moving to Maui, let an experienced local Realtor help you with your relocation package. Contact me and tell me about your needs, I'm listening and I care.
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Georgina M. Hunter R(S) e-Pro ~ Jim Sanders Realty Inc. ~ Paia MAUI HI 96779
EMAIL ME ~ 808 283-0635 ~ SEARCH MAUI ACTIVE LISTINGS
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