We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each follows:

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still
cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt, and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
result in death.

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