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Drive to the Big, Huge House. Mine's the Little Crappy One Next Door.

By
Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President

Just imagine that you are giving directions to your friend or your father to get to the new house that you just purchased.  You want to take pride in telling them to look out for your gorgeous new piece of real estate.  Your piece of the American Dream.  After all, you spent half a million dollars to call this pile of bricks with a roof and a yard your home.

Now imagine that you purchased the modest home to the right in the picture below.

McMansion

Or the home on the left in this picture.

McMansion

Now, what do you tell your friends?  As I've witnessed more and more of these giant McMansions being built in established neighborhoods around Northern Virginia, I always envision the conversation.  

"Hey Mom, Hey Dad.  I just bought my first home.  It's in a great neighborhood."

"Can we come over to see it?"

"Sure.  Just come to the neighborhood.  Drive to the Big, Huge House.  Then keep going just one more driveway.  Mine's the Little Crappy One Next Door."

 

Measuring tapeNow, what if on the other hand, you are the proud owner of the big beautiful house that's just a bit too big for the neighborhood (and its lot)?

To your friends:  "Look for the biggest, most beautiful house in the neighborhood.  When you can't see the sun anymore and the entire sky is blocked out behind the home, you've found the right one."

To your neighbors:  "Ha Ha.  Mine is bigger than yours." 

 

 

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Colleen Fischesser Northwest Property Shop
NextHome Experience - Chelan, WA
A Tradition of Trust in the Pacific NW since 1990!
Brian this is a trend going on alot in the Seattle/Bellevue area. I'm not seeing it all that much in my market, though w/ land use controls getting ever tighter, nothing would surprise me.
Feb 29, 2008 05:25 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
LENN:  Thanks for your extensive comment.  I agree -- the new homes sell because of the features.  I was working with some new home buyers this morning.  We'd looked at resales last weekend and new homes today, and the features of the new homes just appealed to them so much more, even though the neighborhoods are not yet established and they are still building and will be for a few years to come.  I don't mind the mix of homes either, but until some of the smaller homes disappear, there does remain a somewhat awkward imbalance between neighbors.
Mar 01, 2008 08:15 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
ANONYMOUS:  Thanks for your very eloquent comment.  I agree with you that historians will likely not look back on the McMansion period as a time of enlightened architecture.  Brick front, vinyl siding is certainly not the most attractive look.
Mar 01, 2008 08:16 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
BILL:  You are probably right with your advice.  Buying the less expensive home in a changing neighborhood can be a great investment.
Mar 01, 2008 08:18 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
PAT:  Thanks for your comment.  Foreclosures in any neighborhood certainly harm overall property values and don't make for a good market.
Mar 01, 2008 08:20 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
COLLEEN:  I know that there are many areas of the country that are experiencing similar things in different neighborhoods.
Mar 01, 2008 08:20 AM
Rosalinda Morgan
Brookville, NY
"The Rose Lady"
Brian,  There's a lot of those "McMansions" here in Long Island.  Most people thinks they are an eyesore in the neighborhood.  I live in a 100 years old Victorian with a front porch and love the architectural details.  If McMansions is called progress, I guess we can not stop them.
Mar 01, 2008 08:32 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
ROSALINDA:  Thanks for your comment and sharing your experience in Long Island.  Obviously there is a demand for McMansions otherwise they would not be built.  There's definitely much more interesting architecture out there.
Mar 01, 2008 09:14 AM
Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY
I am personally with Rosalinda on this one.  I live in the crappy house next door - on a large plot of land which is next door to an 8000 sq.ft. McMansion with zero style and no taste whatsoever. Someone said it looked like a tacky Italian nightmare (the guy was Italian - so he could say that.) They stuffed it onto a 0.24 acre lot and wonder why no one wants it. After 18 months on the market, they rented it. If and when I ever sell, I'm laughing all the way to the bank.  Even though they made an expensive mistake, it brings up the value of my "crap" - which at least has style and charm. But then I think most new construction is garbage. 
Mar 01, 2008 12:52 PM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
RUTHMARIE:  Thanks for your comment.  I am sure that you will benefit from an increased value on your home.  Can you see the sunlight from your windows anymore, or is it blocked by the neighbor's home?
Mar 01, 2008 11:09 PM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor
Brian - Doing a CMA must be a real picnic in neighborhoods like this!
Mar 02, 2008 10:06 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
BARBARA JO:  Yes, isn't that true!
Mar 02, 2008 12:31 PM
Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY

Brian - the trouble is they OVER-REACHED!  They can't sell the damn thing!  They've been trying since 2005 in a city where almost anything sells. The area already has some very, very heavy-duty homes.  There are a lot of McMansions along with some very elegant homes from the pre-war period and even the turn of the century.  Mostly Colonials and Tudors (some of the Tudors are quite Gothic).  I already HAD value from expensive homes surrounding me.  But these homes have a reasonable amount of LAND associated with them.  The value in my property is also in the land.  I bought when land was cheap (1996) and it was on 0.67 acres. There are very few areas that have that much land associated with them in our densely populated area.  0.5 acres seems to be almost a built in maximum - with this area being one of the few exceptions.  I didn't need this idiot cramming 8000 sq.ft. on .24 acres!   And although I haven't subdivided yet, I probably could and will at some point.  The shadows will be on the empty lot should I do that affecting its value - in probably the wrong direction. 

Just so you understand...the side of my house faces a main road. The house itself is on a very high-end street in one of the most desirable neighborhoods in the area (if not the most desirable.) Initially, this house was the gatehouse to a very large mansion that has since been torn down. Hence its small size.   They guy who built made the fatal error of constructing an enormous amount of square footage in a small space ON THE MAIN ROAD - with the bulk of the house facing the main road. It's practically sitting in the street. That house is like living in a fishbowl - you are there for all to see because the set-back is non-existent - and all the windows facing front mean you will never have any privacy.  The other problem is that the home was geared for sheer mass and I suppose "tasteless" is the operative word - actually, I'm being kind. The mother of a friend of mine asked my friend whether the zoning had changed and and whether the new construction was  a restaurant!  Someone else suggested it had all the grace of a dentist's office!  The topography allows for sane building on that road provided there is enough setback for a thing called TREES and landscaping - and perhaps some fencing.  He would have made far more money with 3000-4000 sq.ft. home that was well landscaped providing a shield between the street and the home.  I fenced in the back yard and allowed the maples to grow in. The result is when I'm outside in the warmer months on my deck or in the yard, the traffic does not intrude. Its almost like a clearing in the woodland.  Which is why I didn't subdivide yet.

Mar 03, 2008 04:39 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
RUTHMARIE:  Thanks for the extensive details about your home and the neighbor's in your community.  Situations like this are going on all across America, I am sure.
Mar 05, 2008 12:40 AM
Kathy Clulow
Uxbridge, ON
Trusted For Experience - Respected For Results
Brian - well at least its not a cookie cutter neighbourhood. Monster homes as we call them are indeed popping up in the strangest places. Grand foyers, master suites as big as some homes, sometimes I think it is more about outdoing a friend or neighbour than it is about lifestyle.
Mar 05, 2008 01:43 AM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
KATHY:  Thanks for commenting.  I like that term "Monster homes"
Mar 05, 2008 10:09 AM
Mark A. Moore
RE/MAX Alliance - Referral Co. - Virginia Beach, VA
Virginia Beach Real Estate

Hi Brian,

I built a 3100 sf home next to a 1100 sf CMU block house.  Many of the homes in my neighborhood were 2 bedroom 1 bath beach cottages.  I tore down a 1000 sf house, also made w/ block.  We lived in the little home for 4 years but wanted to start a family.  It is hard to add to a concrete block house on a slab and end up with a nice result.

In our neighborhood you can definitely tell the built for profit homes from the built to live in ones.

 -Mark Moore

Mar 05, 2008 11:27 AM
Debbie Malone
Londeree's Real Estate & Property Management - Lynchburg, VA
From Lynchburg To The Lake (434) 546-0369
Brian, great title- I knew we weren't in Lynchburg anymore when we drove to NOVA 5 years ago to pick up cabinets that were taken out of a $600,000 ranch -to be torn down to make way for a $1.2mil mansion.
Mar 05, 2008 01:00 PM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
MARK:  Thanks for your comment and for telling me about your personal experience.  You can definitely tell.
Mar 06, 2008 11:12 PM
Brian Block
RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President - McLean, VA
Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate
DEBBIE:  Thanks for your comment.  I thought the title was catchy too!
Mar 06, 2008 11:14 PM