I got this as an email from somewhere,  I think from my sister in law. 

                                                                    

  The Mom Test


I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.

 
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10 Comments on The Mom Test

FEB
29
2008
 Speaking on behalf of all Dads... ha ha ha.
4:02pm • #1
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Out of the mouths of Babe's...you never know when they will come up with a gem...hopefully it isn't at the wrong time and place. You need to remind her of this one for the future.
4:05pm • #2
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ROFL.....That was hilarious Virginia. I'm sure it was cute when your daughter said it.

Sean Allen
4:06pm • #3
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LOL!  That's really cute!
4:06pm • #4
My wife got this yesterday, wow..its amazing how these things make their loops around the world so fast.
4:08pm • #5

Keith - Sorry, but I did see my brother giving his son a french fry that had fallen on the floor.

William - Thats for sure.

Sean - Not my daughter, just an email runing around out in cyber space. but it was cute.

Kristal - yup

Michael - Isn't it though! I am amazed at how far and wide one email can go.
4:19pm • #6
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Virginia, LOL I love that one! I am going to book mark this, thank you for sharing it. Much success in the rain!
7:59pm • #7
Marey - Thanks, I can't take any credit for it though my sister in law sent it to me, who knows where she got it from.
10:30pm • #8
APR
12
2008
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Now this one really reached home, thanks for the laugh.  I'm sure my wife would agree with the email. lol
8:58pm • #9
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Virginia, What  a sweet joke. Thanks!
9:00pm • #10


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