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I'm having trouble getting lending.

Is there anyone out there that can help me with financing. We are having extreme trouble finding financing for a fantastic McMansion that my clients just can't live without.

Please help us figure out how to put this package together. I can tell you it won't be easy but I think if we can find a way we might find the secret to affordable housing!!!

McMansion

Posted by Ryan Haddock on 03/04/2008 12:02 PM

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13 Comments on I'm having trouble getting lending.

MAR

2008

Ryan - Shoot, that's no problem at all. I can get your clients a blanket mortgage at a fixed rate of somewhere in the 4's and close in 7 business days. Email me at jsardi@fullofcrapola.com to get started:-)

Great Photo! Looks like a real redneck paradise!

I know a guy that will do it in 3 days weekends included. Rate is in the 3 to low 4's. As far as income verification. We will just wait for them to win the lottery

Hmmmm, have you tried owner(s) financing? Thanks for the laugh!

Ryan,

Enuf alreddy! I told you I wood consider seller financin. I'll make the interst rate afordable, jist come back an talk to me.

'Yer Firend,

Mike

That is an awesome picture...was that taken in NC? :)

It may have been takin in NC.....I can tell you one thing, I was really hoping for a 5 day close and a fixed 2.5% rate.....but I suppose the sub prime issues have brought that fixed rate back up to 4%. Damn those lending standards!!

I'm sorry, I had to post this, it made me laugh too hard not to.

Ryan - I 'know a guy' so getting you that 5 day close and 2.5% fixed rate shouldn't be a problem. What I will need is my standard application fee of $12,498 Danish Krone to proceed. Of course this will be refundable to you at closing:-)