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So, I was out surfing the net and came across a ton of funny signs. I really wonder who writes these. And I want to know what town they are in so I can stay away from it. I enlarged these pictures to the best of my ability and I hope that you can read them all. I guess some people just do not think before the do. I hope this brings a smile on your face. It did mine.


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49 Comments on I need a Sign (today's funny)

Danny,

I like the caution about the flying fish and also like the do not park above this sign.

03/04/2008 03:45 PM by Mike Frazier, Dyersburg Tn Real Estate (Carousel Realty of Dyer County)


Mike, I thought of Seattle when I saw the fish

03/04/2008 03:46 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


great post thank you for posting it!!!!!!!

03/04/2008 03:50 PM by Cory Clure (Tamarack Realty)


Very funny!  Thanks for the laugh.  I especially like the first one (dogs).

03/04/2008 03:56 PM by Bridgett Raffenberg, Realtor Cincinnati, OH (Re/Max Results Plus)


My Favorite was the lengthy explanation of the sharp edges, so as to make sure no one was possibly cut by the sign and "by the way the BRIDGE IS OUT". love that.

I'm not easily distracted oh look a chicken!

03/04/2008 04:01 PM by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH.


LOL, Danny these were cute but um aren't you supposed to be looking for leads or something.

03/04/2008 04:14 PM by Linda Futral Sells Coweta, Heard, Meriwether & Troup (RE/MAX Today)


Danny ~ What's the last part to "Road closed 1/4 mile ahead ???"  I like the "This light never turns green" - that would work well on a funky traffic light by me that seems to not be turning green lately.

03/04/2008 05:01 PM by Kathy Passarette, L.I. Staging/Decorating (Creative Home Expressions)


Hi Danny. They're ALL hilarious!!! Neuter your pets, weird friends & relatives is my favorite one. Thanks for the good laugh.

03/04/2008 07:34 PM by Vincent Martinez Realtor Brooklyn | Long Island | Queens Homes (Prudential Douglas Elliman)


Cory, glad you liked it.

Larry, glad I could help. 

Bridgett, that was cute. 

03/04/2008 08:11 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Steve, that is funny.

Linda, I found these as I was looking for leads. 

Kathy, "Local Traffic Only"

 

03/04/2008 08:14 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Shannon,, it was.

Marc, glad you liked.

Vincent, that was funny.

Joe, my favorite was the church signs. 

03/04/2008 08:15 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Those were really funny.  Should send to David Letterman.

03/04/2008 08:15 PM by John Hokkanen → Encinitas Real Estate (SurfTheTurf.com)


John, if I knew how.

Brande, but of course. 

03/04/2008 08:41 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Danny, Thanks for the laugh!!! The signs are great, thanks for posting them.

03/04/2008 09:35 PM by Debbie Malone, Realtor (R), Lynchburg, Smith Mountain Lake, VA (RE/MAX 1st Olympic)


Love  your new find!! These signs are hilarious!

03/04/2008 09:48 PM by Tina Farinas REALTOR®, e-PRO (MagnumOne Realty)


Danny - I like the sign with the caution for sharp edges, then in very small type, says, "also, bridge out ahead!" 

03/04/2008 10:08 PM by Candy Henthorne- Spring Texas Real Estate (Results Realty)


Cute.  Like the dog speak, worried about that church, though...

03/04/2008 10:18 PM by Audrey Hoffman, SimplyStage (SimplyStage)


Danny - I can always count on you for a giggle! 
My fave was the church sign, too!

03/05/2008 01:25 AM by Roswell Georgia Real Estate Agent - Nancy Rivera (RE/MAX Leading Edge in Roswell Ga)


Danny,  LOL!  Those are hilarious.  I like the neuter one and the dog one!  Thanks!

03/05/2008 08:15 AM by Audrey June-Forshey, GRI, Gaithersburg, MD (RE/MAX Realty Group)


Audrey, it does bring about a certain smile to my face.

03/05/2008 08:25 AM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Danny,

Those were hilarious!  I hope I don't come across the one where the traffic light never turns green.  Bad enough I have a traffic light down the road that turns red everytime I drive up to it.

03/05/2008 01:25 PM by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Vision Realty Group)


Brigita, it senses when you are coming around.

03/05/2008 02:42 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Those were funny.  Yea I am like Brigita, I hope I never come across one of those.  Thanks for the post

03/05/2008 03:25 PM by Sonya Rosser (ERA Buckhead Realty)


  These are great! Hopefully none of my tax dollars paid for these crazy signs!

03/05/2008 04:49 PM by Rich Dansereau Loan Officer Knoxville TN (Home America Mortgage)


Roland, glad you liked.

Marey, you should print them out. 

03/06/2008 12:48 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Danny, fabulous signs....I had a good laugh.  There's nothing like the joy of laughter! Good thing for a Friday! Thanks for sharing.

03/07/2008 10:58 AM by Lynn Pineda - Realtor in and around Coral Springs Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty)


Danny, LROL on quite a few of them, thanks for sharing.

03/08/2008 12:56 PM by * Rate A Home (Rate A Home)


Duane, glad that you likes.

Tina, they are. 

03/08/2008 06:51 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Thank you very much for sharing, some of those were really funny.        

03/09/2008 08:54 PM by Shane Sarae, Senior Mortgage Planner (Loan Network LLC)


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