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Tall Tales from the Pastor! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

A few Sunday's ago, the pastor was greeting folks at the door after the Church service.

A woman that was waiting to greet him, shook his hand and said, "Pastor, that was a very good sermon."

The pastor was flattered but said, "Oh, I have to give the credit to the Holy Spirit."

The woman responded, "Well, it wasn't THAT good!"


It's Monday Smile & Make It a Great Week!

Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Great start for a Monday morning Laura!

Aug 25, 2013 07:44 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Keep the smiles and prosperity coming all week Laura !

Aug 25, 2013 07:53 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Roger - Here's to a week with NO Whiners!

Back at you Sally and David!

Aug 25, 2013 08:00 PM
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Laura, thank you for the chuckle. I always enjoy your Tall tales from the Pastor.

Aug 25, 2013 08:46 PM
Sharon & Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - Lafayette, IN
West Lafayette homes for sale

Laura, very funny!  It would be a hard position to hold being the pastor of a church as there are so many different opinions and likes/dislikes by church attendees.

Aug 25, 2013 10:39 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Gita Glad you got a chuckle, have a great week!

Sharon & Bruce, glad you liked it!

Aug 26, 2013 12:03 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Laura - your joke reminded me of part of quote by Dr Martin Luther, "if you are highly pleased when someone praises you in the presence of others; if you perhaps look for praise, and would sulk or quit what you are doing if you did not get it—if you are of that stripe, dear friend, then take yourself by the ears, and if you do this in the right way you will find a beautiful pair of big, long, shaggy donkey ears."

Aug 26, 2013 03:57 AM
Greg Large
ERA Real Solutions - Grove City, OH
A Tradition of Trust

Thanks for the smile today!

Aug 26, 2013 07:50 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...Yes, sometimes we must learn to say Thank You and leave it at that.

Aug 26, 2013 11:59 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Heh, that is one way to keep the pastor grounded!

Aug 27, 2013 07:09 AM
Al Raymondi
Ocean View Realty Group in Ormond By The Sea Florida - Ormond Beach, FL
Ormond By The Sea Florida - Home and Condo Sales

Thanks for the chuckle Laura, We all need to laugh more.

Aug 29, 2013 02:38 AM
Suzanne Strickler
Realty Mark Associates - Havertown, PA
School is never out for the Successful.

Cute joke to share with my Pastor!

Aug 29, 2013 04:23 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Glad you enjoyed a chuckle, hope all have a happy and safe weekend!

Aug 29, 2013 08:26 PM