What Did the Grape Say When the Elephant Stepped on It?

Not much, it just let out a little Wine. Get it?

Ok, it's a groaner, but for some weird reason this joke (the first one I ever memorized and repeated after reading it in the Highlights Magazine at the Dentist's way back in 3rd grade)comes to mind every time I walk through a listing and hit a floor squeak

Sometimes I find the squeak first and other times the buyers will find them. The discoverer often will freeze on the spot, and rock back and forth over the squeak repetitively until the other party notices as if to say "Look what I found".When my boys were teenagers we lived in a two story which had a great squeak at the top of the stairs. No way around that baby if you were trying to sneak downstairs. But when we sold the house, that was on the top of the list of things to repair.

As it has been explained to me, most squeaks arise from a nail having come loose in a joist below the subfloor. As weight is put on the floor it moves up and down along the nail making the squeak. In most situations, it's not a difficult fix. There are several kits available at Home Depot or local hardware stores for eliminating squeaks and creaks under carpets and even under hardwood floors. I've been told the Puyallup Fair has a booth every year with break-away screws for floor squesks too, although I've never seen them.  My husband was able to pull the carpet back and drill in some screws to eliminate our floor mounted monitor.

Whether you're a handy do-it-yourself type or just don't have the skills or time to deal with it and call in a handyman, make sure you address floor squeaks prior to listing. You want Buyers viewing your home to focus on the house, not hunting for the next big squeak.   

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27 Comments on What Did the Grape Say When the Elephant Stepped on It?

Colleen, buyers always seem to notice floor squeaks.  Even though they're easy to fix, they cost the seller money when they're not taken care of.

03/11/2008 11:00 AM by Brian Schulman - Your Lancaster County, PA Real Estate Professional (Coldwell Banker Select Professionals)


Brian, I agree....ultimately it will likely cost them more than if the squeak were just fixed in the first place as the buyer's perception of poor maintenance may result in a lower offered price.

03/11/2008 11:07 AM by Maple Valley WA Broker/Owner Colleen Fischesser 425-432-5400 (RE/MAX Select Real Estate)


I always thought a squeak in the floor, especially on the second floor, having two teenage boys was an asset and would be considered an UPGRADE when the house went on the market.

Truly, they can be repaired, in most cases, at a minimal cost which will more then pay for itself at the closing table.

"WINE" hummmmmmm   Thanks for the laugh

Hal

03/11/2008 11:13 AM by Harold (Hal) Place (A1 Connection Realty, Inc.)


Colleen - This is a clever post.  I didn't realize that it was that easy to fix squeaks in the floor.  I have a couple of places upstairs that "pop" when I walk over them.  Do you think it's the same fix?

03/11/2008 11:16 AM by Jason Crouch, Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (Austin Texas Homes, LLC)


Hal, I had 3 teenage boys at once. Fortunately they were good kids (or learned to vault the squeak, which is entirely possible)

Jason, I'm not sure about the pops. Someone told me once that that had to do w/ the walls not being glued down when the house was built and so you'll get a pop or crack sound sometime. I'm not sure what to do about that....(*disclaimer, I am not an inspector, contractor, handman LOL!)

03/11/2008 11:38 AM by Maple Valley WA Broker/Owner Colleen Fischesser 425-432-5400 (RE/MAX Select Real Estate)


Colleen, our old house had a second story that was full of squeaks and I loved every one of them when the older kids were teenagers!  I just had a home inspector explain this same thing to a buyer this week - such a simple fix you would think the sellers would have taken care of it ahead of time.

03/11/2008 12:18 PM by Lisa Heindel, New Orleans West Bank Real Estate (Latter & Blum Inc. Realtors)


   Just a fact of life for older homes.  The problem is when a seller has re-done the kitchen, bath, etc. and the house because of squeaks, sounds as if it is falling apart. All that work will be forgotten. Very easy to fix most of the time. Sellers can get so accustomed to the squeak they sometime don't even hear it.

03/11/2008 12:55 PM by Kim Harris-Broker/Owner/Sound Realty (Sound Realty)


Colleen, squeaking floors are amazing.  In a 100 year old house it is a "selling feature" sunsmile

In newer construction I have had buyers more concerned about the squeak than the bad furnace or the water in the crawl space!  But like Kim said---most squeaking can be eliminated---or at least minimized.  The older the house the more difficult it is likely to be.  I would add to this though that there are many causes of squeaking floors----some of which have nothing to do with nailing---so sorting all that out is something the home inspector may be able to help with.

03/11/2008 03:45 PM by Charles Buell, Seattle, WA, Home Inspector (Charles Buell Inspections.com)


Great information Colleen but I really thought we were doing the joke about the papa tomato stomping on the baby tomato and telling him to ketchup, lol.  I like those little squeaks as I know when the adult kids are trying to sneak one over on me, lol.

03/11/2008 04:36 PM by Linda Futral Sells Coweta, Heard, Meriwether & Troup (RE/MAX Today)


Colleen, this is an excellent repair tip on the cause of the squeaky floors, particularly on the second floor. I came across this in at least three houses I showed this past weekend. Poor construction in my opinion.

03/11/2008 10:13 PM by Gary Woltal - REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty)


I love those little squeaks! Of course, when you are 18 and trying to sneak in after curfew, they probably don't have the same appeal. ;)

03/12/2008 07:42 AM by Kelly Sibilsky ~ Lake Zurich RE/MAX Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX Unlimited Northwest)


When my husband and I built our house in Missouri, the plumber goofed and cut too big of a hole for the master toilet.  It wasn't huge, but it was big enough to create a squeak in front of the toilet from day one.  Everyone knew when our bath was being used.  We even tried screwing the sub floor down with more and more screws to no avail.   Thanks for the fun reminder of times past.

03/12/2008 03:54 PM by Kathy Scott | McHugh Realtors


Colleen - I remember when our kids were growing up we lived in an old house we bought and renovated... there were squeaks at the top of the stairs and a couple in the hall.  They couldn't get away with anything without us knowing it... unless they learned to vault over them and I'm not counting that one out either!  haha

03/13/2008 07:22 PM by Fairbanks Real Estate Broker Jesse Clifton (Jesse & Kathy Clifton, REALTORS - 907.699.6024 - )


Hi Colleen: Just so you know, with most carpeting, you don't even need to pull it back to fix a squeak. You can drive the nail straight through the carpet and it gets buried beneath the fuzz. My great tip for the day!


03/14/2008 08:01 PM by Elizabeth Weintraub, Sacramento Real Estate Broker (Lyon Real Estate)


Hi Colleen,

Thanks for the info on repairing the squeaks... It is definately a good idea to address it with the seller before putting the home on the market.  Have a great weekend.  Michael A. Caruso

03/15/2008 05:42 PM by Michael Caruso Real Estate Group


Colleen, it never amazes me who some people will allow for there homes to be shown. Fix the minor things before you list it.

03/15/2008 06:11 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Colleen, what good writing and great post. I love your style and writing. Great for the consumer and I found the information great for me, as well. See you soon!

03/16/2008 09:31 AM by Jeanean Gendron ~ Redding & Shasta County Specialist (Real Estate Professionals--GMAC)


Colleen,  Of course, the squeaks should be addressed, but there may be times "when the cure is worse is worse than the disease'",  Karen

03/16/2008 10:10 AM by Karen Kruschka - One of the most experienced agents in Northern Virginia (RE/MAX Allegiance)


Cute opening Colleen!  I never thought about trying to repair that squeak until now.  Great post!

03/17/2008 06:30 PM by HOPE Lending LLC


Everything is fixable..... Your energy definitely comes out on your blogs.  Great job.  Thanks for commenting on my blog.  Lu

03/18/2008 09:46 AM by Lu Kalaj (The Michigan Group)


Colleen, this made me smile. I remember living in a home with hardwood floors, and would literally crawl out of my toddler's bedroom over, around the squeaks so they couldn't hear me. ;-)

Pepper

03/19/2008 07:06 PM by Mesa, Arizona Real Estate *** Teri Ellis, Broker, ABR,CRS,GRI,ePRO,MRE (Homes Arizona Real Estate LLC)


Colleen - I completely agree.  However, until I decide to sell my house my squeak stays!!!!  My husband complained about it the other day and said he was going to fix it - I won't let him.  I told him that it adds character and every time I hear it squeak it reminds me of the wonderful feet that touch that floor everyday. 

Now, for the first corny joke that I memorized.....

What did the mom tomato say to her baby tomatoes one day on a walk?  Ketch-Up!  tee hee

03/19/2008 07:18 PM by Leesa L. Finley, REALTOR® (Circa Properties)


Colleen - Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my site and leaving a comment on my AR ad campaign blog post.

BTW, I love the graphic on your page, one of the best I have seen!

Julie Jalone in Sacramento

03/21/2008 12:51 PM by Julie Jalone (MagnumOne Realty)


Colleen,I personally like the squeaks in my home, it let's me know where everyone is! But you are right it would be top on my list to fix before listing.

03/21/2008 01:20 PM by Cynthia Bartch - Redesigned Spaces - Georgia (Redesigned Spaces )


Colleen -  who ever first said "it's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease" did not have squeaky floors

03/21/2008 01:45 PM by Kathy Clulow ASP® SRES® (RE/MAX Scugog Realty Ltd Brokerage)


Colleen, I just wanted to circle back to you and wish you a Happy Easter.

03/22/2008 01:28 PM by Gary Woltal - REALTOR® Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty)


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