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Why coffee is better than women

1. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3:00am and decide to have some.

2. You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3:00am.

3. INSTANT COFFEE!

4. Coffee never runs out.

5. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.

6. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.

7. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.

8. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

9. Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.

10. Coffee can be ready in 15 minutes or less.

11. You can always heat up coffee.

12. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.

13. Coffee smells and looks good in the morning.

14. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.

15. Coffee is cheap.

16. If you change brands, the old one won't stalk you.

Posted by Michael Jordan on 02/05/2007 01:42 AM

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7 Comments on Why coffee is better than women

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as I'm drinking my morning coffee, this post caught my eye...thanks for the laugh first thing!

Your welcome, enjoy your coffee!

Michael...

My first reaction to this post was "Are you trying to my attention".. LOL. Okay now I will read it.

Okay I am done...

Here are the ones that made me join you on that floor :})

You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 a.m.
Coffee can be ready in 15 minutes or less.
You won't fall asleep after coffee.
Coffee is cheap.

Thank you for the "Good Morning World" laugh :})

TLW...ROAR!

I enjoyed 13 and 16(new). Hope you weren't holding your coffee while rolling on the floor. ;{)

I recommend putting this post in the AR comedy club. LOL TWL 3:00a.m.

It is, hope you enjoyed it.

Too funny!

While I could not live without my coffee (several quarts per day - I cut down) I would NEVER say that it is BETTER than a woman!

(At least not while Chris and TLW are here - I'd get killed!)

Marc, I would rather have a woman in my hand too, but my wife would kill me! Much safer to drink the coffee!

Guess I am late to this one too, as my two fellow stooges have already commented on this... if it wasn't for the fact that it is about midnight, I could go for a cup of coffee now, but I really need my sleep tonight. I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow.

And like Marc, I am going to refrain from commenting on the post itself. I will just keep to drinking my coffee tomorrow when I wake up. :)

Jason enjoy your cup of coffee in the morning, and you have a beautiful Daughter!