Let it never be said that "I" don't have a sense of humor or don't care about other areas of the country. Today, my tribute to the wonderful weather in lovely Chicago in the wintertime. You Chicago Realtors send all your referrals to sunny and warm Dallas my way --
CHICAGO TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART - Please hang in there for the Punch line!
60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan 's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians do winter coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat; people in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can't start 'da car.'
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, 'cold 'nuff for ya?'
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series!
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