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No Turn Unstoned! My critics speak.

Yes, well. Here I have been making friends and fans all along.

Not!

My last entry I'm Organic...Eat me!prompted two phone calls from Active Rain Morality Leaders. I was told that my choice of title was "disgusting," and they were horrified that it was in THEIR group.

I pointed out that it was an example of irony. Of course you had to read the entry to get it.

One of the callers had NOT READ the post. So much for a judgement call.

So, in keeping with the proceedings, I have collected some of the more interesting 'bits of encouragement' I have received so far.

Here, for your reading pleasure:

"Being Green IS about politics. Are you that naive?"

"I know so many people that are fed up with the green movement. This is just like politics. I keep it out of my real estate conversations."

"This just doesn't work! Folks in Africa have made and make socioeconomic, religious and political choices that make them victims. Americans didn't make decisions for them. And we are not responsible for their plight. I won't be send on a guilt trip because I am an American."

"I don't know, it sound's like politics. Do as we say or else. It has nothing to do with selling houses."

"A little full of ourselves, aren't we?"

"This is a bunch of Bulll#%*@ You are not convincing me at all!"

"Not every scientist believes the world is about to explode. It's all DRAMA!"

"Shock value and scare tactics."

"So, who died and made you guardian of the planet? A Realtor who cares about the environment? Yeah, like a used car salesman who cares about gas mileage. You are so clever."

Intermission

I made a choice from the get- go not to edit or delete comments. Believe it or not, I like strong opinions.

I am also assuming that most of these comments come from fellow Realtors. Which, if you think about it, is even scarier!

Saving the best for last

I will end this with my absolute favorite comment. Talk about irony!

"You look so hot in your picture that your very existence must be worsening global warming!"

Ha, so there!

Best of luck and Go Green.

Posted by Douglas Garbe, Real Living Real Estate Solutions on 03/12/2008 01:43 PM

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222 Comments on No Turn Unstoned! My critics speak.

MAR

2008

I was in Arkansas this past weekend...IF global warming is coming, it has missed Hot Springs. Call me environmentally unconscious, but I enjoy my big, American luxury car.

Be of service! The rewards will come!

People need to get a life, and/or keep a better tabs on the lives of their children if they're so concerned an intelligent pun such as this is offensive!

Douglas,

I thought the title was hysterical, an attention grabber, and it made my day yesterday. I subscribed to your blog because you seem to be offering material that no one else is delivering.

Keep up the good work!

Matt - I am speechless, to say the least.

Dr. N. L. Singletary - I could not agree more!

Richard - Thank you! Not only do you validate my efforts, but you are a living reminder that people have a SENSE OF HUMOR!!

That is a riot! I am glad to see another ActiveRainer with attitude. Who has time to call you and tear you a new one over a blog title? I believe I would have recommended that they go forth and multiply.

Amanda - Believe me, I was tempted. But then I remembered the old adage, pick your battles. Thank you for your support.

MAR

2008

Douglas - Wow. That is ridiculous. I think I am going to start an "Eat Me" group without the ironic twist. I will then invite anyone who acts this way to join.

That's a great idea Jason, but don't you think we are already getting in enough trouble around here? No? Okay. I'm in.

Amanda - I have a lot of clout. Don't sweat it. As long as Danny is not allowed to bring any hot tub videos.

Danny is twisted to the core.

What did Waldman say about your profile picture, Douglas?

Yes, I think we all saw a different side of him last night - the drunk, angry side.

Danny is a complex individual.

A complex, twisted individual.

The law of attraction brought him to hang out here with Slaybaugh, Hall & Crouch, et al.

Hi Douglas!

Hi Douglas. Are you planning on jumping in here or are you out showing while your PDA blows up letting you know we have taken over and there isn't anything you can do about it?

I weep for Mother Earth.

NOW it's a highjack!

Oh, hell, Buscemi's back. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....

It IS a highjack. Now remember kids, if you find yourself offended, bang your heads on the screen 3 times, reboot and wait for the moment to pass.

He never left, Lisa. You haven't looked at the graphic for the new group yet, have you? Want to take a guess who the cat on the ground with the gat is?

Well, there you go. If he ends up in the hot tub again, Danny's gonna be pissed.

Uh, another thing - this is a public post!

There goes the neighborhood.

Douglas surrendered?

Never play dead if you are attacked by a black bear. They will only engage humans if they are hungry, and they will eat you.

Unless they are Smokey, an American black bear pressed into service by the government to put the safety of our national forests squarely in the lap of a bunch of impressionable 10 year olds watching Saturday morning cartoons.

I love lamp.

Flagging for a feature.

Parked.

Double parked.

I'm parked, but I am leaving the engine running. Where is Douglas?

See what happens when you don't let a professional handle things?

He Posted & Ghosted his own hijack? Dougie is gonna need an indoctrination. Pseudo celebrity guest appearances, anyone?

Douglas, whassup?

Adam never calls or writes. And now Douglas posts and ghosts. What to do, oh, what to do?

I am crying I am laughing so hard.

Paul, you've gotta feature this.

Come and play with us, Danny. Forever and forever and forever ...

How about vandalism?

Holy Schnikes! It's the Shining Twins!

The girl on the right is kinda freaky.

Jason - Ridiculous? Yes, of course. Start a group and I'll be in it!

Dougie Fresh is back!

He's going to try to reply individually!!!! OMG, that's the funniest thing I have ever seen! Doug, this is a hijack! Don't be a hero!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

ROFL!

Where's Rapose anyway? She is slacking.

By the way, Doug, I flagged this one for "Whatchtalkinbout, Willis?"

Paul - Who's Waldman?

Elaine - hi. Nice picture. Green, like the topic.

Amanda - Yeah, unfortunately, I WAS WITH A CLIENT. No warning or anything! I never surrendered....I was never there! Unfair!

Doug, you don't mind if I call you Doug, do you?

TO THE EVIL BLOGJACKERS: NO FAIR! I WASN'T HERE!!!!!

BUT YOU DID YOUR JOB!

FAIR ENOUGH.

MEA CULPA

THANKS

Douglas, when you get attacked by self-appointed morality police, simply reply "Eat me".

Hi Douglas -- You may want to rethink that public post thing right about now. It's up to you. You do know how to delete comments if you wish, right? How ya' doing? I hope you are LYourAO! Once Buscemi shows up on a hijack, all of the demons from Hades show up and dance.

What kind of name is Garbe?

Whatever happens from this point forward, just remember you are a great sport.

Erik- I know, that's what people have been saying. I used to be a teacher, it's the type of bad behavior I told my students never to practice. And now my blog get's hijacked and I'm not even there!!!

Damn!

OK - I'm off to see the EAT ME post - I hope all the comments are still there.

my word is pineapple!

We're still here, Doug.

What kind of name is Slaybaugh? Who is poor Baugh and why did you slay him?

Elaine - Bring it on!

Paul - German.

Amanda - Here I am, ready for my medal.

For asking me stupid questons.

Paul - No stupid questions, only stupid people.

LOL -- Douglas step up!!!!

correction -- Douglas has stepped up quite nicely.

Amanda - call me anything you want. Douglas, Doug, God.

I would never call our dear Elaine stupid. She is the only one who knows the combo for the exit door. Now you better duck, because something tells me that Hanson is gonna put you on blast.

Oh now you have incurred The Wrath!

Paul - I did not call Elaine Stupid. Remember, stupid people make stupid mistakes.

Bad somment order -- Douglas has incurred the Wrath of the you know who by typing a capital G.

Slaybaugh, I KNOW you are cowering under a table right about now. More wrath, just mine!

Elaine - Capital G? That's for Green, I hope.

These hijacks go so well with a nice brew and pepperoni sticks...

You can't hate me, sis ;)

Rich - I hope you are not talking about those awful rolled up snapping things?

No, I don't mean Slaybaugh

Rich - How about a cup of coffee? Or is that too lame?

Hi Paul : )

But I can throw things at you. Like pointed words and sharp glances.

Rich ... if only this weren't a public post. I am stepping away from the keyboard to make sure I do not address your comment in any fashion.

Douglas, very nice hosting.

Elaine- I am trying. This is very interesting. Crash course/Baptism by fire....all those things rolled into one.

That's it? That's all you got? Please...

GARBE!!!!!!

Um, sorry. I guess I got a little carried away.

Paul, I can just imagine you pacing in front of your computer screen waiting for the urge to pounce to pass.

Jason - Is that your mom?

Dougie, that's what I decided to call you by the way, this has been one hysterical highjacking. Paul is going to get over the pepperoni comment momentarily and he'll clean this mess up.

Amanda - How many hijackers am I entertaining? I am worried I'll run out of witty comments and drinks.

At least you have drinks.

Paul - ??

DOUG E. FRESH - I have two responses for you:

I only wish my mom was as pretty as William Shatner.
I would like to refer you to Amanda's post about how to hijack a post properly. Moms and wives are off limits.

It is multiple choice. Take your pick. It really doesn't matter to me.

Jason - What are you saying? your wife looks like William Shatner?

Is this the casting room for "The World According to Garbe"?

The question isn't how many jackers are here. There question is how many blogs are we jacking!

I think you've got 5 jackers that are currently jacking 4-5 blogs.

Amanda - How do I get to be part of this elite team of weborrists?

Jason - Not the best picture, but yes. I know you want me.

"You look so hot in your picture that your very existence must be worsening global warming!"

Signed, Patrick Duffy

I think you already completed step 1. We'll send you an application.

Jason - In that picture, are you on your knees?

Amanda - You know where to reach me. Just ask Jason (but let him get dry first).

Application rejected. NEXT!

Doug - And THAT's the way to kill a proper hijack! Did you go to the Johnny Carwash School of Charm?

Paul and Jason - Wouldn't want to come between the two of you.

You are kidding me? This thin skinned? This isn't even REAL heat or a kitchen.

Um....I really don't know what to say. This seemed to be lighthearted enough before.

Dougie, your post is public. Only so much heat to bring on a public post. Besides we are nearing the magic mark of 100 comments, at which point, this post turns back into a pumpkin and gets bounced. Another satisfied customer.

Jason - So we can't be mean? I am sorry, I don't know the rules. And your comments haven't been exactly PG either.

Paul - Understood. A case could be made for both sides. Enjoyed it in any case. Sorry if I ruffled feathers. Enjoy a good/mean give and take.

Wit is typically more valued than meanness on a good hijack.

Jason - Again, no rules were given. Sorry if I offended anyone. Wit will save the day.

No offense taken here, Douglas. Just some places we don't really go on a public post. In the future, make it a "Member's Only" if you are looking to go no holds barred. Decent effort for your first go round, sport.

Although, how lame is that, having to apologize to blogjackers for unkind remarks? Even on a public post?

No one asked you to apologize, Doug.

Fair enough. Although, what is a 'member's only' post? I'll figure it out tomorrow. I mean, I know what it is, I keep reading it on certain blogs, but I am not sure how it works.

Again, another day.

Jason - Unfortunately, I am a comment behind (response wise). You are right, nobody asked. It's just that when you do not know how people are (sense of humor, etc.) and I have already felt the wrath of certain people in Active Rain, I got a little paranoid.

It's been fun, regardless.

Douglas, if you want this to be Members Only, go to edit, choose Members only from the drop down where you chose public and submit the post again. Don't wait if you want it to go that way.

Members only posts don't get indexed by search engines, whereas public posts do -- including the comments.

Douglas - That is probably the best response I have seen thus far. You have a right to feel a bit persecuted, I guess, based on the idiotic response to your "Eat Me" post.

I was just messing with you. Sorry if I offended you, too.

Jason - I am members only now. Let me have it.

Elaine - Thank you so much. I went and did it. Let's see if this brings about something.....

MAR

2008

Douglas, good job.

You clearly have a thick skin and a good wit. It's just that there are lines that are best not crossed, Too far stops being fun, and this is ALL about fun. You are brave to jump in these waters.

Elaine- Thank you. You seem to be the voice of reason amidst the wolf pack. It was fun. I must point out this, though. I read one of Paul's entries that got high-jacked, and I saw some racy give and take banter. It seemed to me that based on the photos and innuendos that there was room for a bit of rated 'R' humor. I must have read too much into it.

Thank you again. A blast.

Kaboom!

A couple may have gone farther, true, but in what way? It matters.

As I've gotten to know this wolf pack, I've found that they are some of the most intelligent, clever, and caring people I've ever met. I'm happy to run with them and proud to call them my friends. As you read more, you will see that, too. Keep reading, Douglas, you'll find it's worth it. Keep writing, too. You are good at it.

Hooooooooooowwwlllllllllllll!!!!

Hi Pack :)

Elaine-You ARE their voice of reason. Good for them. Well, yes, my experience so far has been mixed. Stepped on toes from the very beginning. Am just getting the hang of it. Regardless, it has been fun and it is good to see your own name on Google. Most, and I mean most of the responses I have gotten on my other entries are pretty accurate reflections on how people feel about going green. I believe a lot of people thing that by going Green you have lost your sense of humor.

I think not!

Serious and serious-minded does not equal dull, drab and boring.

Hope this helps a little. As far as my 'humor' rating :)

Thank you Elaine.

WHAT? I log off and that's where it ended? You guys have got to be kidding me. I laughed harder than I have in months last night and things took that kind of turn so abruptly? I was crying from laughing so hard.

Sure, we have a no mommas and wives rule but we also have the bang your head 3 times on the PC and reboot rule, too!

Doug, you did great! And yes, Elaine is the voice of reason!

Thanks for the laughs, ALL OF YOU! I thought this was THE best highjack I have ever read and it was a triple at that!

Doug, it is unfair of us to expect you to just hit the ground running and knowing where certain lines lie. We just all happen to know each other well, and know which buttons not to press. You did fine, bud. You really did. I am not easy to offend, and primarily only avoid some things out of caution. Don't want people to find some stuff with my name attached to it when searching the web, ya know?

Clearly you haven't googled your name lately, Paul. I've been busy ;)

Still laughing.

Amanda - It was a lot of fun. Must do it again. Even without Patrick Duffy.

Or at least an extra large towel?

Paul - Point taken. I am glad everybody is okay. I just assumed it was a free for all. But I did make this a member's only, as you suggested (I think it was you).

So, yeah, application still pending?

Elaine - good one! Wait till I work my magic.

Yup, you're good to go, Doug!

Sis, I figured that Johnny Carwash was the author of all of those Scheizer articles that were linked to my site. Should have known better.

Paul - so when do I know where to be. Or is it just the blogs on that group? Total newbie here.

Paul, that was brutal! Putting us in the same sentence like that. Really!

Elaine - at least it's not Patrick Duffy (what a stupid name, by the way).

Okay, Sports Fans! Time to break it up! The AR Police just received notification via 'Contact ActiveRain' about some 'questionable' activites going on in this post. Kindly disperse and go about your business....

Will do.

Douglas - if you weren't able to guess, my comment was made in jest....

Rich had me going. I thought the Officially Sanctioned Highjackers had reached a new milestone...shut down!

Rich- Well, you did have me thinking I had done something wrong. I don't know if you remember, but we had made contact about 1 month ago on the issue of on-line censorship. So I knew you were for real (as far as the job and everything).

Ha ha. The joke's on me.

See, I'm a big boy and can take it. Unlike Paul Slaybaugh and Jason Crouch. Now, those are two MF'rs that should get in trouble with you.

I'll let you put on your thinking cap and sit back and watch.

Best of luck and go green.

Amanda - I don't know about you, but I am beginning to find out all kinds of stuff about Active Rain. So at this point I wouldn't have put it past them. :)

MAR

2008

Here you get the good, the bad and the REALLY ugly at times - looks like this was your time!!!! I liked the post (so see, some people are not totally anal)

Barbara-Jo & Bill- There you go! I know not to judge everybody by the action of a few. And I may even be guilty by baiting some of the complaints on to me. I still believe that strong feelings give you a more honest insight into a person's character. And you take it from there.

I always appreciate your comments.

MAR

2008

Someone tell Kevin that this one was child's play. We can waste far more time on much more inane thoughts than these. You sell us short.

I happen to agree with Kevin. Time is a vital resource of which is nearing extinction. We should reconsider our use of this vital resource and lobby for more hours in a day.

What did you say, Amanda? I was busy filling my gas tank with urine.

Hey Douglas, I know you are waiting for my input. When I pick myself up off the floor -- I am roaring with laughter -- I will think of something witty and clever to say. In the meantime, I think your critics have said it all.

"You look so hot in your picture that your very existence must be worsening global warming!"

Did you get a phone number?

I bet they weren't from New York! They should be chasing our former governor who did jus that!

Kevin - Listen, I hope you are not being serious. People are supposed to have fun. The Green Movement has become this due-or-die quasi religious movement where nobody can crack a smile for fear of being called out. If anything, my 4 friends have given this entry enough clout to have somebody like you, or anybody become interested in the number of 'hits' and come and investigate.

As far as the rest of your comment. I don't know. I wish you had not left your name. I think it is far less creepy when we don't know who puts these comments on. That way we can always think it's some high school kid using dad's Realtor blog.

I must say, my friends were quick to the rescue.

Paul - nice to see you got some 8balls.

Amanda - Boy, you guys found out about this quick.

Mary - Aha, there you are. Nope, that particular comment was a flame (if I am using the jargon correctly). Critics indeed, coming out of my...ear.

Cree - Nice way to put in a reference about hookers.

Like this entry isn't classy enough already.

Just like lunch at the 4 seasons.

Nice.

Dougie, we don't just hit and run! We're here for ya!

Amanda - I am glad you are all still on speaking terms with me. I was worried. Who is this Kevin person anyway. Is this for real (yet another critic) or is this one of your gang?

LOL! I was starting to think we should start seeing other people but then I realized you ARE other people.

I have no idea who Kevin is but I don't think he is a fan of any of us.

Amanda - Definitely not a fan of me. I'm used to it by now. His picture is an American Flag. That's pretty telling in itself. Ultra-Patriotic, anti-green, no sense of humor.

Theories about plants and urine.

You know the kind.

Hasta la pasta.

Now, now Dougie. That's where things go just a little sideways while promoting what I think is a good cause you have here. You are attempting to raise an awareness that this NRA and GOP card carrying right winger with a sense of humor finds worthy.

Amanda- Absolutely. Although, if you search within yourself, you are one of a few NRA and GOP card carrying right wingers with a sense of humor. Believe me, I am coming to you from the DEEP SOUTH. My sense is pretty DOA. That's why when you guys came into the picture I got all excited. But you saw how inappropriate I was. Out of practice.

Please, I didn't mind any harm. Lot's of respect for people with humor.

I am a bi-partisan blogjacker and firmly beleive that you rose to the occasion.

I am one of 7 Right Wingers with a sense of humor at last count.

Amanda - that's seven more than I know (well, not anymore) :)

It got me to subscribe! I thought it was hilarious too!

Tammy- I am glad you liked it. I hope, however, that this is not the type of 'thing' that I will be delivering on a consistent basis. This is all started with me wanting to share my findings on The Environment and how it relates to Real Estate. Hopefully I haven't derailed completely!

Thank you again.

MAR

2008

Hmmm...I wonder if any of those nay-sayers watch Leno at night. Or maybe they listen to the radio, walk down the stree, go to malls, or walk down sidewalks. You may turn off a bunch of people with your intentionally offensive irony...but you'll also endear yourself to a small group of buyers and sellers that will always be loyal because they identify you as "real." If it works, go for it!

lol! That last one is hilarious. I was asked out on a date from someone on here but not in a blog comment!

Some people need to get a life. Protecting your environment is just the smart thing to do and it really isn't that difficult to make even small changes where you can.

Tony- Thank you. I hope it works well enough for you to actually be curious enough to read the piece that inspired this entry :). Amidst all this high school controversy is still a pretty good message.

I have learned a lot in these past three months about Active Rain. And by Golly, I think I have found my voice.

So that's a plus. Thank you again.

Cheri' Smith - Absolutely. Where is the sense of humor folks? Being green does not mean sour puss face!

Thank you for the comment. This is a dating service as well, hmm.

I guess it could be. But they have to leave numbers and stuff. :)

I am brand new to this site. I came to your blog because it had so many comments. I thought this was going to be a bit more professional in nature. You have done well getting us to look at your blog. Does this work for you? I see your irony but you seem to be a little bit angry. Is it because when you taught at the private school, you felt inferior? It seems that the others who commented are just having fun, but you are trying to prove something. Its alright to be an enviro, but please don't turn into a fascist and start wanting everyone to be like you. Don't start wanting there to be laws to enforce some nazi like green superior race. I think you have some serious problems.

Douglas-That was very, very funny. People need to chill a bit. Keep up the good work.

www.recreateyourlifenow.com

Ben- I must quote one of your sentences, "Nazi like green superior race."

Oh hell, there is nothing I can say.

You got me!

Robert - Thank you. Did you read the comment above yours? It send chills down my spine, talk about people needing to chill a bit.

Thank you again.

MAR

2008

I can't believe that something so simple would prompt so many responses. Yeah well. Good stuff. Keep it coming.

Joe- Thank you, I appreciate it. I appreciate especially when it is coming from somebody who is obviously sane like yourself. Have you read some of these comments? Psycho Music......

Green Environment in America filled with Undereducated Americans

This is the theme within a DNC controlled East Coast city by the name of Newark, NJ. The mayor (whom also happens to be the chairperson of mayors in the USA) will be installing Green" light bulbs through out the city instead of replacing the entire failing public school districts system with Green "men" from mars.

Eliud - Well, as I am sure you have read in the comments, this is a dicey topic. It is always good to see that people have a sense of humor when it comes to this. Interestingly enough, we can all still laugh at all this nonsense. I just hope we make good decisions not too far in the future so that the final joke is not on us. If you know what I mean.

Hey Douglas -- you are still running strong with this one!!!! You may just hit the most comments ever!!! Good for you! You deserve it after all the flogging have received, but also!!! KUDOS for highlighting a great topic!

LOL! Check your VM! and it wasn't the chick who thought you were warming the universe!!!

Mary- Thank you. I feel I deserve it, especially after this last scary guy(Ben Dinster..9 comments up^). I mean, okay, you have every right to be upset, and you can call me names....high school.....but to make a nazi reference and THEN have the audacity to suggest something is wrong with me!

Of course something is wrong with me. But that is not for this guy to suggest :)

As usual, thank you for the support.

Wow! I didn't check back for comments since the last time I read! What is it with all these people hitting on the race issue these days? Is it because it is election year?

Funny, the Irishman and Polacks can all joke about their race....where does all that come from?

you seem to be a little bit angry

Oh....contrair...i didn't take french and probably spelled it wrong! Did you check your voice mail yet? I guarentee it will make you feel better!!

Mary - Aww, that was you? Big laugh once I figured out it was from you! Thank you. And yes, the race thing is intriguing to me as well.

Amazing how relatively sane appearing people strike out at you with some pretty insensitive stuff.

Thank you again.

Douglas, I'd leave a comment but you're blog seems pretty busy. I'll come back later.

Audrey - Not such a thing as a busy blog! Always up for a good comment. I'll be waiting....psycho music

Douglas - LOL! I hope it made you wonder half the night! LOL! Behave!

Mary - give yourself credit....the WHOLE night! :)

Whew!

'Nuff said!!! LOL!

MAR

2008

Mary - High School....anyone?

Douglas, OMG where have I been under a rock and all this fun was going on at AR???...and I've missed it till now!! I love your title and to think people called you about that. Oh my. The remarks you quoted are ....well, remarkable and I agree with all of them including the last one about your hotness!! How funny this is.

Glad to have read this and I'm heading over to your eat me post! Love it!!

Color issue is running rapid through out the USA. I think there is going to be riots that is unparalleled in this country. But it is not going to be about Black, Brown and White but about Green.

Green Cars, Green Houses, Green Energy, and Green Envy.

I propose that we start an email campaign to our US Senators and US Representative - demanding civil rights for a Green Society, allowing Green to marry Green, and Green to Abort Blue.

I think Green should be included in the anti-discriminatory phrase at the end of every government and privately funded entities.

And all of us evil, right wing profiteers that are out there making a profit by selling homes, providing mortgages, inspecting houses and appraising them should be force to where green all year around.

Doug I may have went overboard on the nazi thing, but I did not call you a nazi. I said please do not become one or like one. I live in CA and that means lots folks who like to push their holier than thou enviro policies on everyone else. They are fascist in that they want the government to get into our business and homes and tell us how to run them. They tried unsuccessfully last month to have control of our thermostats from outside of our homes. If that is not fascist I do not know what is. If you want more samples of enviro fascism in CA, email me or read the papers.

Why are you speechless that Matt likes to drive a big American car? Is it any of your business what he drives? If you feel that it is, I stand by my fascist comment. In another post you refer to Kevin, who has a flag as his picture, as ultra-patriotic and anti-green. What country are you patriotic to? Is someone who flies a US flag, anti-green?

A green like superior race refers to people who think that they are morally superior to others because, in this case, they are green. Just because you may save some electricity or water does not make you superior or even better qualified to make judgements about what kind of car someone else drives.

I see the humor in most of the comments on this blog, but I still say you have some type of anger. You keep referring to humor, but I am not sure I'm seeing yours.

Keep blogging and being green. I won't push my lack of green on you if you don't push your green on me.

I am still laughing, Dougie. I think you are famous now! Excellent highjack and your cause is getting some attention.

Have a great day.

Karen - Oh yes, you've missed a ton of fun. If getting stoned by those 'without sin' is called fun. Although today, if you read above, I actually got what looks like an apology.

Yes, keep checking in. I'm just getting started.

Eliud - Are you for real? Have you read anything I have written so far? I am the first person to agree that this movement has been high-jacked by fanatics and profiteers.

Your point of view, inflammatory to say the least, does not help in any fashion or form.

The whole point of this entry was to show that I do have a sense of humor, that I can take a joke, that laughing is good. A thick skin is okay.

I wish you would read some of my stuff and come back. I think this is the main problem with the movement at the moment. Your preconceptions are so biased that you do not give me a chance. And, ironically enough, I think we might be on the same wavelength.

Give it a look, let me know what you think.

Douglas:

Keep in mind that Kenedy once said that 87% of people are against everything all the time. Ha

I think some of the backlash to the modern green movement is because it is being presented as if it all started with Al Gore and his movie. I was 9 years old (1969) when we were taken to the library with all of the rest of the classes to watch a film on how acid rain, litter, chemical waste and other pollution was destroying our planet. I lived in a small mining community that retrofitted its smelter stacks so that the smoke produced was just steam rather than sulfur. I was a member of many green groups that cleaned highways, streams and forest of litter and debris. I have raised my kids to treat the planet with respect and conserve. I think many people live like this. At least the ones I meet. We can all do better and I think we should. But being green is not a new phenomena.

In 1971 at age 11, a very well respected scientist projected that the planet would be almost completly destroyed by mankind by the year 1984. I went to bed that night in tears. Thankfully we survived but we do need to do a better job of taking good care of our planet. Thanks for your post.

Anti Green Immigration Rallies will overflow the streets of Florida and Michigan. These two state delegates should go to their national convention wearing Green - as a symbol of the Green discrimination by the DNC leaders.

In my opinion, we should stop using any monetary tender that uses the color Green. This will unstimulated Bush's plan. Furthermore, the documented request for Bush's impeachment, to be filed in February 2009, should be on Green paper.

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Ben - you had me there for a minute! I thought, here comes my first official apology.

As I asked the person above, have you read anything else I have written so far? I do believe fanatics have taken hold of some of the main tenets of this movement. I completely agree with you that nobody has the right to impose green thinking on you or anybody who does not want to go that way.

I am sure there are plenty of eager beaver green do-gooders in California. And I KNOW many of them are fanatics. They are the extreme that is hurting this cause.

You are the main reason the green movement is not taking hold faster. By you, I mean, people who have been turned off by the aggressive strategies and the holier than though attitude. And Ben, I apologize to you for that. I feel lousy that parts of the movement are being implemented in such a negative way.

Having said that, however, I will add this: You ask me if I have anger. Of course I do, everybody does. Try being on the receiving end of these comments.

As far as my stupid comments on Matt and Kevin....there is my anger. I lost it, my limit had been reached. It was stupid, and I apologize for the remarks. It is none of my business what people drive, how they want to spend their money, etc.

I have written that I am a selfish consumer. I certainly don't do much right. And as you can see from my blog, I am human and I make stupid mistakes (errors in judgement, really). And I apologize, and I want dialogue, and I will not censor.

Seriously Ben, there is no reason why we should not be able to exchange ideas without acting like I am still in High School.

HiJacking is exactly that - irrational actions and/or comments in the midle of something that may not make any sense to the recipient of these comments - don't get bent - because you can't tell anybody how to hijack - let me vent as part of my hijack. ;0

Alan - I am going to come back and give you a longer response later. But I do want to thank you for sharing your point of view. Again, yes, fanatics, profiteers and plain old crazy people have taken hold of some aspects of this movement.

The thing is, and this is just not negotiable, we can do better.

That's it. That's my point.

Actually, my main point is how you save money by getting the most out of what you already have.

Going green is not about getting less or paying more. It is about getting the most. Period.

And so we save the earth in the process. A little side benefit.

Eliud - I keep getting accused of being angry. Just so that others know I am not the only one who feels that particular emotion :)

Amanda - WTF! However, this is the dialogue I keep asking for. Hope your mom is okay.

I don't think you are angry. You are Green of envy because you can drive a luxury car. I am not driving one because I can't afford it - right now- but when I am able I'll buy a Green Cadillac - then I'll put a head bobbing dog in the rear window still - and a couple of fuzzy dice on my rear view window.

I agree with you - You are NOT a Hot White Carbon Neutral Man! :9

So stop sweating it - this is why it is called a High Jack on you 747 built by Boeing gas guzzling entrepreneurs helping Americans travel in comfort around the world to hug trees.

You can't highjack a highjack, you amateur!

Still cracking up.

I am shocked that you got calls regarding that post! That's hysterical. I'm not surprised by some of the comments... I think you've met some of my "friends" here. I get random & ridiculous comments (made to my comments, not my posts) all the time. Rock on!

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Eliud - Ok, now I know I am dealing with a psycho.

Amanda - Thank you for watching my back!

Chris - With friends like those....

But I appreciate the comment. Cool signature.

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Eliud - First of all, it is spelled PSYCHO.

Second of all, you are beginning to scare me.

Douglas:

I agree with you 100%. Thanks for your comments back. Stay Green

Alan - Thank you. Thank you also for reading the comments (which, and this is my personal opinion folks, are the best things of an entry anyway).

Keep reading, I'm sure this is just getting started.

MAR

2008

HI Douglas - you get so many comments I can't even read them all before I can comment!

I was a panelist today at Wayne State University (yup, in motor city, michigan) for a graduate journalism program. They staged a mock press conference -- that really wasn't mock -- to discuss "green." IMHO the most important points were

most of the consumers have no idea what green is
most of the press has no idea what green is
interesting enough, one of the panelist (there were 6 of us) was from Michigan Organic Food and Farm Alliance!!! LOL! I thought of you!!

You seem to have some consumers on your blog who appear to equate green with the type of vehicle they drive -- and they like their SUV's. That is great! Michigan was built on the auto industry and those big gas guzzlers! My response would be thank you for saving a couple of jobs. Our state is now faltering because it put all it's eggs in one energy sucking basket.

To Eliud - your comment, "Color issue is running rapid through out the USA. I think there is going to be riots that is unparalleled in this country. But it is not going to be about Black, Brown and White but about Green."

In all honesty, it is such ignorance that harms the green building industry. I don't think this is about personal choices, race or otherwise. It is about being responsible and using the natural resources we were given. All I can say is too bad Henry Ford didn't apply Hydrogen Technology back in the day....our economics would have been much different. Please return to the hole you crawled out of. Continue to spend your hard earned dollars from "being evil, right wing profiteers that are out there making a profit by selling homes, providing mortgages, inspecting houses and appraising them should be force to where green all year around."

Personally, I don't think Douglas ever made a point of bashing capitalism. None of us should be forced to do anything or work without making a profit. Our country was formed on entreprenuers and capitalists. Eliud - If you choose to drive an energy sucking vehicle and spend your hard earned dollars on an energy sucking home, sobeit. We all make choices.

Please, I didn't mean the ignorance comment above as an insult and don't take it that way. Click the definition to see that it means being uninformed. Please become informed...or not. Just don't bash informed people for the (responsible) choices they make. Ma has spoken.

ps. Eliud should spell check.

Mary - Wow, probably one of the biggest comments I have received. You had a big day.

You also seem to have more patience with my Commentators (if that is a word). Mr. Eliud is a new breed of anti-Douglas that has just come to the forefront. Some guy wrote that I was in bed with Hillary Clinton(this is the only comment I have deleted....EVER!), somebody else made a bad knock-knock joke about Green Hell.

Oh, I can't remember.

I don't hate capitalism. Read my Blog about 'when did going green become political?'....I think going green is Capitalism at its best. The USA can become the leader in green lifestyle and products. Sell to the rest of the world.

No, let them take the ignorance comment as an insult. I guess I am at the end of my rope. Even my broker was telling me that this was becoming pointless. You know, I was asked to blog to become an 'expert' in the field. So that when people googled green or something like it they would come to me. Well, they sure are getting plenty of laughs!

Ha-ha.

Just a little bitter tonight.

Mary - THANK YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL COMMENT. IT WAS AS BIG AND WELL WRITTEN AS AN AVERAGE POST!!!

Average??? what the???

Mary- I mean (and yes, this was a compliment) that to me it looked as if you had gone and written an actual blog entry. I am German and speak three Languages. Average does not mean the something in every language you know? :)

As far as spell check. They need Brain check. Wait, they need a brain for that. Never mind.

Douglas - forget being bitter. There are greenie meanies...those who are to the extreme green and then there are the anti greenie mimie's (new term tonight).

Extremist all. Status Quo is great, tie it all into the election (which is going no where! Don't even get me started...a new primary in Michigan for 12+ million??? Let's see if we can create another Haiti?)

We have an opportunity here to help individuals in this country. I have run plenty of credit reports (that I paid for out of my own pocket, by thy by) and have seen cell phone collections, energy company collections, etc.

Zero energy, healthy, green homes...what do any of your critics find wrong with that? Do they like cutting a check to the energy company every month? I, personally, would rather produce my own energy.

I know what my Dad would say. He would tell you to tell them, "go to grass." Oh, but grass is GREEN!!! isn't it!!! LOL!

Don't let it bug you....stay green and cool down there in Florida! We have the climate air conditioning our houses in winter here! I would love to capture THAT for august!!!

Patience? No...there are just some people you walk away from, give the last word to and know in your heart you are better than that. You have passed that point...move on my son!

Mary- I mean (and yes, this was a compliment) that to me it looked as if you had gone and written an actual blog entry. I am German and speak three Languages. Average does not mean the something in every language you know? :)

I was just tez ing ya!!! Can I still cut and paste it into my own blog!!! You have been a sport! You want a pointless blog...get over and add to the story on Art's pointless blog! It may make you feel better...did me in the past! and besides...the story hasn't ended!

Mary - Wow, you sure are in writing mode tonight!

But, yes, what exactly is wrong with my approach? I mean, in the beginning I had to make up comments because it was deadsville.

I know I know, read all about in Maureen McCabe's new blog: Sock Puppet.

Now the comments are coming out of nowhere and they seem pretty evenly divided into 2 camps. For and Against. And yes, the inflammatory ones are more fun to dissect and respond.

However, and this is important, why is there so much anger?

It's like the Obama Church thing. I was so turned off by the hateful speech that I have changed my mind. He looked like the perfect person, combination of colors, even keeled, didn't sound like a politician.

I didn't just have to smell the coffee on that one. I picked the beans.

OK Douglas - one more from me tonight.

I am proud of my moderator status in this group. I wrote a very long response because this post, this was based on your good organic post and it started out pretty good then denigrated to a point where misunderstanding can, and has -- to be quite honest, taken place. This, by the way, is through no fault of your own. You are a very good advocate for what you (we) believe in. Others have responded to this post and it has become inflamed.

I am simply trying to bring it back on track.

The guidelines set up for this forum are, in JaneAnne's words, "This Group formed when janeAnne (founder) got to know a friendly gathering of professionals who also write great stuff. . . . NOT a forum for debate, THIS is a place for camaraderie. PLEASE DO JOIN US for . . . . . . . Keep-it-real, level-headed news for your TRENDY, shades-of-green RESIDENTIAL clients, ECO-friendly Referral Resources, INFO on "green" properties, INFO on eco-wise LAND use,value-added land planning, sustainable design & development...and more. ***** WELCOME "

Green is good for you, for me, my neighbor and the planet. That can not be denied.

Let's keep it clean, share ideas and fun, learn in the process and be kind.

Ma spoke again.

Mary - You are so right. I mean, it is not even debatable.

At first I was trying to show people why being a green Realtor was a good thing.

Nobody cared. Changed strategy.

Went Organic. The world went nuts. Hit a sore spot.

I don't believe in censorship, and I will stick to my guns on that one. I am also glad people haven't been offended enough to take the comments off themselves.

That is very important in the long run, that honest dialogue thing....

Thank you again Mary for your support. I do appreciate it.

I have to get up early, good night.

You ever come to Florida?

Hi Douglas - I am going to respond one more time tonight because I have to tend to business tomorrow and don't want to let this go...

At first I was trying to show people why being a green Realtor was a good thing. Being a "green" realtor is always a good thing and you don't need to "show" anyone anything. Those who believe in this philosophy will help you find your way.

Went Organic. The world went nuts. Actually, at Wayne State U today, the most questions were asked of the Organic Food and Farm Alliance. She was apologizing because she didn't want to steal the show but the questions kept coming back to her. I still haven't figured it out...was she the most approachable because it was something we all know and love -- eating and nutrition? Or was it because she was so good at relaying her message? I'll send feelers out then write a blog!

I don't believe in censorship, and I will stick to my guns on that one. I am also glad people haven't been offended enough to take the comments off themselves. True. But let us not harm our industry by taking things in a direction that will lead us back to the 70's and 80's. It has taken 20+ years and we are making progress. Let's not give in to people who shoot from the hip without doing research.

Again, good job my faithful friend. A blessed weekend to you!

MAR

2008

Mary- You certainly are one of the nicest people I have met on-line, period. It is obvious you care for the environment and people.

You gave me a lot to think about. I think last night I was in a funk -deserved or not- but one good thing came out of it. I do believe JaneAnne is probably not too thrilled with my format (and I obviously don't follow hers, or approve).

So I will take my blogs out of her group.

You better stay in touch!

Hi Douglas - no need to pull them out as long as you follow the rules!!! You have good content that is a pleasure to read and informative! It would be a loss not to have that content.

Just stay true to who you are, what you believe in and don't worry about the critics...

If you have critics, people are listening!!!

Mary - Thank you. You have been a real champion for myself and the cause.

MAR

2008

Eliud - that link to Emperorsclub.com (or something like that) doesn't work.

Not that I care, by the way.

MAR

2008

Douglas - Well, I must say that I'd like to concentrate on the post...rather than the comments. Sometimes the comments add to and are better than the post, and sometimes not. I'm not sure which is the case here but simply call me a new subscriber. I'll get to that later...

Perhaps this statement did me in, "I made a choice from the get- go not to edit or delete comments. Believe it or not, I like strong opinions." Agreed. Part of what makes a Blog so different than an editorial in a newspaper or a radio show with listeners calling in...is the thread. It can be followed and the seeds of new insights and opinions and banter can be followed and documented. It's a beautiful thing really. Personally, the best posts I've read and written provided food for thought in the comments, I learned and gave thought to things I may not have been privy too prior.

I like your style, it seems to be a no-holds barred 'I am me and these are my thoughts' way of doing things. Whether I agree with you or not isn't nearly as important as getting something out of whatever you have to contribute. What I got so far is you are an advocate of environmental consciousness, and that's damn important in my view. The critics can call it whatever they want and I welcome the retorts along the way, yet I have the staunch feeling that our very earth is not something to be taken for granted. I'm not the most environmentally astute guy and I certainly don't provide to the cause all I can at this point, but....and there are always but's....I can appreciate a good idea when it comes my way. At least I hope...

Our world is something special and we can either choose to treat it as such or sit back and watch and/or interact with the raping and pillaging we are so accustom to seeing on Mother Earth. I'm not a textbook religious chap myself, but I do know there is a higher power....and I walk upon it each day I breath a bit of life. Be you man, I'm confident your cause is more than just.

MAR

2008

Jason- Thank you, first of all, for your thoughtful comment. In this particular case, the comments are much more interesting than the post itself. My point was to bring about discussion. Some posts are written in such a manner that I am far more interested in what the comments say than the conclusion the author reached. That, in my opinion, is a successful blog.

Strong opinions are good and always give you an insight (good or bad) into the psyche of a person. How many times has a 'calm and composed' person revealed himself or herself to be a racist or a homophobe when under pressure? All the time. It is quite an interesting ability to maneuver through strong emotions without loosing your dignity in the process.

Yes, my style is no-holds barred. But as you can see (read) I've had to get an extra tough skin coat. I have found, as a fairly new Realtor, that I happen to be in a profession that does not like change very much. As a former teacher I had to constantly evolve, change, learn new curriculum (even a new language, Sign, at one point).

Another thing that I am trying to do is to show that Realtors have to go back to being REAL. Unfortunately, at the moment both Realtors and Mortgage Brokers are not enjoying public adoration (and some of it well deserved). Yes, a point can be made that we are in this horrible mess because of the public's greed and the greed of the investors.

But that sword cuts both ways. When I got my Realtor license last year I found out that here in Orlando Realtors are below lawyers and used car salesmen in Trustworthiness.

I care about the environment. I care about my legacy as a human being that moves land ownership from one person to the next. Hopefully I get to work with people who want to allow a little of green education to be part of the process. So far I have been very lucky. And part of that has been my refusal to be less than honest or to kiss butt. It has not made me a popular blogger, but my customers enjoy the give and take when they do read my stuff (I always ask them to).

Jason, thank you for sharing a view that is obviously open to new ideas. We are the next generation of Realty and we have to adapt. Green homes are selling, even in this down market.

Thank you, I will make a point to read some of your stuff (and comment :)

MAR

2008

Eliud - I just re-read your 3/19 rant. The more I distance myself from it.....the crazier you sound. I mean, you sound completely angry and close minded.

APR

2008

My blog has been honored yet again by being on the top ten list of most active entries for March:

http://activerain.com/blogsview/447379/Top-Posts-of-the

A good thing.

APR

2008

I can't believe how narrow-minded some folks are. As a REALTOR and an environmental scientist, I find the assumption that you can't be a REALTOR and still care about the environment rather offensive. If nothing else, we have more opportunities to do little things in our daily lives that can help conserve resources. We have about 7,000 REALTORS in San Antonio; they're here no matter what. But if all 7,000 took steps to use less paper, recycle more, drive cars that have high gas mileage, organize our showings so as to minimize driving, etc. just think of how much we'd save! Of course, that all requires some effort to change our ways and a little brain power too.

MAY

2008

Sylvie - Wow, Realtor and Scientist. I was a teacher, and now I am a Realtor. Teaching, Science and the temporary passing on of land.

We really don't own anything, it all goes back into the fold. Eventually.

Sylvie, I believe that the rumblings we have heard so far are just the death rattle of the old guard.

I came into Real Estate knowing it was a profession that had been severely wounded by greed. I believe we offer an amazing service, and as such, Real Estate is a noble way to parcel out land and to educate people about the responsibility of being part of this world.

It all comes around, eventually.

Thank you for your comment.

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