I love reading bumper stickers, even though I wouldn't put one on my car.Here are some of my favorites.

So many stupid people.....so few comets.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Visualize whirled peas.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

I love cats....They taste like chicken.

Born free...Taxed to Death.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be the equal of men, lack ambition.

OK, who stopped payment on my realality check?

Few woman admit their age....Fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

How can I miss you if you won't go away.

A women without a man, is like a neck without a pain. 

Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

i souport publik edekashun.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

and my last one I dedicate to TLW: Keep Honking....I'm reloading as fast as I can.

Oops, I forgot I did once put a bumper sticker on an old truck of mine after I seperated from my first wife, it said: My ex gives great headache.