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It's a Conspiracy

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Mortgage and Lending with Hancock Mortgage Partners NMLS# 138422

I really think they are conspiring against me. Does that sound like I'm paranoid???

I'm referring to my two-year-old son and my 5-month-old beagle puppy. They are teaming up to trash my office, my home, and drive me nuts. The beagle drinks from a sippy cup, my son eats from the dog bowl, and one of them is chewing on electrical cords.

I have more grey hair than I deserve and, from the way they look at me, think they are plotting to take over the house. It's like Stewey from Family Guy meets Dogbert.

But, I still love them!

I've been busy with the new credit restoration business. I guess I am not allowed to talk about it too much, as AR took away my blogging points for my last post. Not like I need them or have any idea what they are for, but it's the principle.

Until next time,

 Scott

Eric Reid
Renaissance Realty Group of Keller Williams Atlanta Partners - Lawrenceville, GA
Live Life and love the way Life unfolds. The puppy will only be puppy for so long and your son will be grown and gone sooner then you know. You will look across you desk some day in the not so far tomorow and see you son driving up the drive caring his college laundry and little old dog barking at the door to greet him.
Mar 12, 2008 03:58 PM
M Nonya
Vallejo, CA

Ahh.. Thats too funny.. When my daughter was about 2 years old she would go crazy for the dog kibble.. LOL.. I swear I would hide it in the highest cabinet I had and there she would be handful and mouth full of kibble!

It's like she was magic and could find the dog food no matter where it was! Ahh the good old days...(sighs) Now she is 15 and wants everything! She raids my closets, has stolen all my make up and spends as much time at the mall as possible!

Enjoy this time... God knows I miss them!

Have a good one!

 ~Melissa

Mar 12, 2008 04:00 PM
Lisa Friedman
Alliance Realtors - Bedminster, NJ
Central New Jersey Real Estate
I want to see a photo of the puppy with the sippy cup!
Mar 12, 2008 04:01 PM
Shelby Morris
Realty Exchange - Columbia, TN
Can you send your beagle over to train my doggy to stay away from the toilet?
Mar 12, 2008 04:12 PM
Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY
I have three dogs - no kids - I know how you feel about the wires and the stuff in the office. Don't worry, the puppy will be grown all too soon and so will your son.
Mar 12, 2008 04:14 PM