As I am getting ready for church this morning I am having issues with a certain pair of pants. I talk to my wife about he shrinking them, AGAIN! Of course, she has a different idea of what the problem is. I disagree, but hey, it is Sundayand I don't want to start a fight so early in the day.
But this does remind me of an issue Johnny had...
Little johnny was walking down the sidewalk and met the Priest.
"Johnny, you have 2 black eyes. What have I told you about fighting."
But Father, it happened in church.
"Don't lie Johnny. Remember what I told you before."
I'm not, it happened in church.
"How could this happen in church?"
Well, I was sitting behind Lenaand when we stood up, I noticed that her dress was stuck between her buttock cheeks. I know how proper she isand I know she would not want that so I reached over and pulled it out. Well, she turned around and hit me.
"Ok, I understand how that could be for one eye. What happened to get the second black eye?"
Well, after she hit me, I thought that she had WANTED her dress there, so I reached over and put it back!
May you have a blessed day!
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