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Little Johnny can't get a break. (Humor)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

As I am getting ready for church this morning I am having issues with a certain pair of pants.  I talk to my wife about he shrinking them, AGAIN!  Of course, she has a different idea of what the problem is.  I disagree, but hey, it is Sundayand I don't want to start a fight so early in the day.  

But this does remind me of an issue Johnny had...

 

Little johnny was walking down the sidewalk and met the Priest.

"Johnny, you have 2 black eyes.  What have I told you about fighting."

But Father, it happened in church.

"Don't lie Johnny.  Remember what I told you before."

I'm not, it happened in church.

"How could this happen in church?"

Well, I was sitting behind Lenaand when we stood up, I noticed that her dress was stuck between her buttock cheeks.  I know how proper she isand I know she would not want that so I reached over and pulled it out.  Well, she turned around and hit me.

"Ok, I understand how that could be for one eye.  What happened to get the second black eye?"

Well, after she hit me, I thought that she had WANTED her dress there, so I reached over and put it back!

 

May you have a blessed day!

Comments (8)

Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning William,

Now it is time for you to go to church!

Make yourself a great day.

Oct 27, 2013 12:07 AM
Amanda Christiansen
Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843 - Fort Wayne, IN
Christiansen Group Realty

Ha!  Thanks for the chuckle this morning William.  Hope you have a great day!                                                   

Oct 27, 2013 12:37 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Well, that Lana doesn't know what she wants...poor little Johnny! FUN stuff Bill!

Oct 27, 2013 07:16 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

William, Very funny. Little boys had better watch what they do in church.

Oct 27, 2013 09:00 AM
Dale Baker
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy and evening William, this here sure was a hoot of a post to come along this evening! Thank you mighty kindly for the mighty fine hoot!

Happiness sure is Homemade

Have a good one

Dale in New Hampshire

Oct 27, 2013 09:02 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource
Bill, I think I'd like to hang with little Johnny...of course I'd learn how to keep my head down first.
Oct 28, 2013 12:23 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Duck Johnny...Duck.

Sometimes you just can not please some people

Oct 29, 2013 03:41 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Poor Johnny...he can't even do a good deed without getting in trouble.

Oct 29, 2013 04:43 AM