A Picture Says a Thousand Words

A Picture Says a Thousand Words

Ever go to one of those improve theatres where the players are handed a paper bag full of items donated from the office, they pull an item out, and begin saying gag one-liners?  I really admire that talent, and some times wish I could be so funny.

I was going through my photos tonight, weeding out the unused and poor quality photos, when I came across some I wish I could compose a funny caption for. 

What do you think?  Can you add a few one-line zingers to the photos below?

(Mama had JUST said, "Don't touch"!)

(Closing had been delayed...)

(Neon Jesus, plugged in and waiting for us at a home showing.  No lights on in the home except this one in the kitchen.)

(Notice the palm trees in the background, and the snowplow in the foreground)