• Why did the hencross the road halfway?  She wanted to lay it on the line.
  • Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?  To stretch her legs.
  • Why did the turkey cross the road?  To prove he wasn't chicken.
  • What do you call a chicken who crosses the road without looking both ways?  Dinner.
  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road?  Because chickens had yet to evolve.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road twice?  He was a double crosser.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road again?  To prove to the armadillo that it could be done!

Hope you enjoy these with your kids (or spouse) this weekend!  Oh by the way, feel free to add to these!!!

David Slavin  http://www.sellmyhousedave.com/

 
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12 Comments on Fowl Jokes (Safe for Kids)

why did the cow cross the road?  to get to the utter side.  or, to get to the mooovies.

03/15/2008 09:48 AM by Mike Elliott, Keller Williams Realty

When do you stop on green and go on red?

When eating a watermelon of course.

03/15/2008 09:49 AM by Kevin Robinson (Crownline Home Builders)

Gotta love those chicken jokes. Thanks for the post. Hadn't heard the dinasour one

03/15/2008 09:50 AM by Charlie Ragonesi Big Canoe Realestate Jasper,Ellijay,Ball Ground,Benttree (All Mountain Realty)

Dang... I am so disappointed there was no Kentucky Fried Chicken jokes....Hey I am down south where you cn't mention the chicken without it being preceded by fried!

03/15/2008 10:10 AM by Gary Waters - Real Estate Agent Viera Suntree (Century 21 Baytree Realty www.moving2brevard.com)

Why did the buyer chicken cross the road??

 

 

...Because the home for sale on the other side of the street had a south-facing patio and granite countertops.

 look

03/15/2008 10:19 AM by Mark Hawley (Tarbell Realtors)

David,  Those are old but funny and still work unlike a lot of the filth we see today,  Karen

03/15/2008 10:41 AM by Karen Kruschka - Fairfax Prince William Stafford County VA Real Estate Service (RE/MAX Allegiance)

Amen Karen!  They always work on the younger generation!

03/15/2008 05:17 PM by David Slavin, ABR, SRES RE/MAX Grand, Katy, TX (RE/MAX Grand)

Thats one I haven't heard

04/17/2008 10:58 AM by Andy Laughlin (ConnectRealty.com)

Chicken jokes always have a element of humor.  I like the lay it on the line one

06/16/2008 05:21 AM by Find a Notary Public | needAnotary (QEC Internet Services)

With all of these chicken jokes, your "coop" runneth over, David. Keep em' coming.

06/16/2008 05:33 AM by David Saks - Real Estate Broker (The Real Estate Mart of Tennessee, Inc.)

Anyone feel like having some chicken soup?  Keep the jokes coming!!!

 

07/20/2008 10:37 AM by David Slavin, ABR, SRES RE/MAX Grand, Katy, TX (RE/MAX Grand)

ha ha ha cute - thanks for sharing

08/12/2008 07:08 PM by Regina Lundeen (RE/Max Realty Group)

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