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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.
YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS CARD
 
 rudolph blinking
 
I love Christmas lights! They remind me of…
“the people who voted for Obama…”
 
They all hang together; half of them don’t work,
and the ones that do, aren’t all that bright!
 
 
Make it a great day from Glenn Freezman!! 
 
DISCLAIMER:  I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDER, IF THE "REPUBLICRATS" GET IN NEXT I WILL SIMPLY CHANGE THE HEADLINE!
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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Good morning Glenn.  Oh my.... You can come up with some doozies my friend.  Hope you enjoy a good and productive week in all you do.

Nov 18, 2013 12:54 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

John, I don't even have a box to live outside of, I threw it away a loooooooong time ago!

Nov 18, 2013 01:09 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Glenn-I can always count on you to bring a big smile to my face. 

 

Nov 18, 2013 01:37 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

That's a good one. I guess you can insert any name in there and it will still be funny. (Yep I'm trying to stay politically neutral).

Nov 18, 2013 01:41 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Kathy, takes one to know one!!

Debbie, Democrins and the Republicrats are an interchangable mess!  How can anyone be 100% for one side or the other!

Nov 18, 2013 01:53 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

You rock!  Best Christmas card so far this year, even though it is the first.  I have a feeling it may remain my #1.

Nov 18, 2013 02:39 AM
Liz Wallace
Century 21 Sherlock Homes - Rockville Centre, NY
Broker C21 Sherlock Homes, Rockville Centre, LI, N

I think you just love putting your head on a chopping block.  I do work (really hard) but I only semi bright :).

Nov 18, 2013 02:58 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Roger, please report back 12/26/13 if it remained the best.  BTW... YOU ROCK!!

Nov 18, 2013 03:01 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Liz, I do it with a smile on my fingertips and merth in my heart!

Speaking of head on a chopping block...

An Italian, an American, and a Polish gentlemen were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine. The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words. The Italian replies, "I pray to the Virgin Mary that I may live." They drop the blade it it stops a mere inch above the Italian's neck. Amazed, the French let him go. Next, the American is put in position and asked if he has any final words. He replies, "In the name of Jesus Christ, please have mercy." They drop the blade, and again it stops just an inch from the American's neck. In disbelief, they let him go free. Then the Pole is placed on the block, and they ask if he has any last words. He says, "I'm not getting in that thing until they fix it"

Liz, I do hope you came back!  have a great day!

Nov 18, 2013 03:05 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Glenn,  HO-HO-HO  ... may the lights continue to flicker as people continue to bicker ... some thing never change ... we can only hope they do. 

Nov 18, 2013 03:28 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Kathleen, you deserve a Winner sticker as they bicker and flicker! 

Nov 18, 2013 03:35 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

It may be a joke, but there is also a lot of truth in that statement.

Nov 18, 2013 08:16 AM