We're doing a little David Letterman style this morning folks...
Top Ten Reasons You Know You're a Home Stager When...
10) You find yourself ironing bed sheets
9) Those bed sheets are located in a stranger's house
8) You know so many real estate agents that if you moved every 2 months for the next 20 years, you'd be able to use a different agent, every single time
7) While on a walk through your neighborhood, you catch yourself looking into people's windows at night and thinking "I wouldn't have put that couch there".
6) Shopping at Home Goods or Bed Bath and Beyond is actually for work, not fun. Although, we still manage to bring something home for us.
5) You find yourself explaining what you do as "Not like what you see on HGTV"
4) Your diplomacy skills are so well developed you start to think you could do a better job than most political figures
3) You can fold a fitted sheet back into it's package like it's nobody's business
2) Walking into a strangers home and telling them to fix their paint, move their furniture and take down their possessions is a regular Wednesday for you
And the #1 reason you know you're a home stager is...
1) You've seen more shag carpet than anyone should in their lifetime.
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