What's the dizzle my home-buyin' homies? This is the Hemet Home Loan Thug kickin' it real n droppin' it like it's hot.
Okay, maybe not. But this is the Mortgage Rap.
It's to the tune of Rapper's Delight by the Sugar Hill Gang and matches up syllable for syllable with the original until the very last line. Just click play on the youtube video to learn the original, then try using the lyrics to bust a dope rhyme fo yourself.
You may learn something about the home loan process. Or maybe unleash your inner MC.
If you find yourself thinking "What the heck is that supposed to mean?" just click on a key phrase and get an answer.
Here we go...
I said a hip hop the Hemet, the Hemet to tha Home Loan Guy, and you don't stop the rock it when the rates start dropping but don't thank Bernanke It's the rhythm of the note with a T
Now what you hear is not a test-I'm rappin to the beat And me, the groove, and my rhymes are gonna move some property See I am Mortgage Guy and now home prices are low For the first time you buy, invest, senior homes, single fam'ly and condo
Well so far you've heard my voice-a but I need to pre-approve So get on the phone and let's talk loans Come on, now, bust a move
Check it out, I'm the h-e-m-e-t home loan guy N' the rest is f-l-y Ya see I go with the flow but ya realtor must-a know My buyers pre-qualify
Ya see a credit score ain't enuff, there's more Ya got li'bilities I need a debt ratio and the money you make and employment history I got mortgage loans for yo brand new homes That def'nitely ain't the wack I gotta help you find the right program or else you're talking smack
So when we're through I run your app in DU and just maybe: pre-approved If it a-doesn't ok, cuz FHA allows manual, too Hear me talking bout first time buyaz got less money as a payment fo' puttin down But I wouldn't send you walkin' when I could get you talkin' ‘bout a first time home buyer program
Everybody yo hotel motel where you gonna plan to stay? (say what?) Cuz I'm-a get a home loan, gonna get yo fam'ly set up wid tha real estate Everybody go hotel motel holiday inn You see why would you keep paying rent? That don't make no sense
(now Active Rain, am I mellow?...It's on you, so vote fuh me ya foolz)
well it's on n on n on on n on The beat don't stop until ya home loan funds I said m-o-r, t-a-g, and end with the letter e I said-a go buy a home, if not for yo'self Then it's called investment property
well, my name is known in all of the towns By all the top producers and tha broker clowns I'm goin down in history Like the prices of a bank-owned property
Now the interest is high, now the interest is low The rate's been bouncin and no one knows Ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet Jus' lock the rate in already don't be such a freak And then bam! ya start escrow today I said bam - a now your onna your way Then ya bring it that deposit check And call up the inspecta for the house inspect
Be callin' the appraiser, time is short Need a sureshot value on the report Now I'm not as big as some lendaz you know But I rap to the beat...and I close
Brian: I'm attempting to get the posse together. I'm hoping Dre will help me get some great sounds on the track, but when it will drop...who knows. Keep it real, yo.
Joey, I love those tattos you have going there. I have a real life cousin who could compete. You are very creative. What program did you use for the head switch?
Marchel: uhhh...I'm embarrassed to say because it was probably supa primitive in comparison to heroes of digital mania (can you say Mike Mueller?), but whateva...I used paint to isolate my head from the AR pick, googled the eminem pictures, then put them together in Publisher. After saving them as jpeps, I touched them up in paint to blur the seams a little. I know I could have done it all in photoshop or some other, but I'm a digital goon.
Eleanor: I just came across that yesterday...I gotta figure it out, but I think that's clearly the thing to do. I just don't know if it's fair to unleash me as a rapper on the world.
Jason: See you around.
Naoma: Thank you for visiting. I gotta get my video on, eh?
Mike: I hope so. I've never entered any of the contests. They kinda stress me out. btw- Did you notice the line where I told folks to vote for this entry? A little irony from the Mortgage MC. Thanks for swinging by.
Dale: Don't pretend that you're not hard at work practicing this dope rhyme in front of the mirror.
Jason: OUCH....have I been that boring recently? :) Well, it's important to ride the clever train once-in-a-while, but I can't take the train at top speeds like some Austin, TX bloggers I know...thanks for coming by, my man.
Jackie: Yes and no. I got mad skillz, yo, but it ain't take no time. I just freestyled it, fo real.
omg that video brought back so many memories from back in the day good job on the remake of the song lol oh and love the pic of you in the gangsta outfit lmao
Todd & Danielle:New direction?!? I've been one of the premier rappers on the Hemet-San Jacinto Association of Realtors for a looooong time. Thanks for coming by!
Renee: Would you believe that I hadn't seen that until you brougt it up and I youtubed it...ouch! Thanks for coming by. And when I make the video, I might need some flygirls, so feel free to apply.
Midori: Job? What's a job? This is day seven that I'm sick in bed with the worst cold I've ever had. Blech! Do you have any ideas how difficult it is to bust a dope rhyme when you have a cold? Thanks for swinging by.
Joey! You rock!, You rap! Wow, you do it all! This was a great acheivement in mortgage history. So glad to see you've kicked this contest. Congratulations!
Hemet Home Loan Guy, Joey Aszterbaum
Hemet, CA
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What's the dizzle my home-buyin' homies? This is the Hemet Home Loan Thug kickin' it real n droppin' it like it's hot.
(now Active Rain, am I mellow?...It's on you, so vote fuh me ya foolz)
Joey, AWESOME. When are we going to see the video of you singing your new song?