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Who Says Men Don't Remember? (JOKE)

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Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

A couple were Christmas shopping.  The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. 

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.  

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

 

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."

He Replied. "Well, I'm in the pub next door."

Make it a great day from Glenn Freezman

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Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

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Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Oh Wow.  He is in the doghouse now.

Dec 05, 2013 01:12 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Yes Grant, I have been there myself!!

Dec 05, 2013 01:32 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

I bet he didn't get lucky later.  But you're right, obviously he remembered!

Dec 05, 2013 02:50 AM
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Kat, it's the details that count! 

Dec 05, 2013 03:08 AM
Helen and Larry Prier- Re-Max Gateway - Residential Real Estate
RE-MAX Gateway- Residential Real Estate Sales - Anacortes, WA
Anacortes & surrounding Skagit & Island Counties

Glenn, That is very cute and probably Oh so true. Get her that necklace.

Dec 05, 2013 10:26 AM
Mitch Muller - Charlotte NC Real Estate
ProStead Realty Charlotte, NC CRS SRES mitch@prostead.com - Charlotte, NC
Certified Residential Specialist

I'll give him credit Glenn, at least he was thinking of her!!

Dec 05, 2013 10:29 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

I'm guessing he may just have to stay in that pub for the rest of the holidays.

Dec 05, 2013 08:28 PM