Two weeks ago, I was going insane. Potty training is a horrible, horrible thing. To me, it's got to be like Basic Training. You can prepare as much as you want, but you will never understand the true pain one goes through until you have been in the trenches. The book, Army Basic Training: Be Smart, Be Ready describes an insider's view of Army Basic Training. The Table of Contents are as follows:
- Get Physically Fit
- Get Mentally Fit
- The Phases Of Basic Training
- Drill Sergent Advice
I wish I had a handbook like this for Potty Training. Maybe I should of just followed the author's advice. Get physically fit = get lots of sleep. Get mentally fit = get lots of sleep. The Phases of Basic Training = screaming, crying, cleaning urine off the floor, actually urinating on the toilet, doing the PeePee On The Potty Dance, and the dolling out of M&M's when it finally does happen. And lastly, Drill Sergent advise = get advise from friends, doctors, but most importantly, OPRAH.
