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3 Simple Things that Ordinary People Can Teach Big Banks About the Value of a Dollar!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Lola Audu~Audu Real Estate~Grand Rapids, MI Real Estate

 

Squeezing the most out of a dollarI just picked up Business Weeks' latest issue which has a fascinating expose about why the lending industry is still not safe.  It's an in-depth analysis of the lending practices which continue to threaten the viability and integrity of many of the nation's largest banks.

Reading the article caused me to reflect on how different the act of balancing my checkbook  as a Real Estate Broker would be, if I used the accounting practises which were practised by many of the lenders who are now embroiled in the mortgage crisis. Here are 3 differences which were immediately evident to me...

Not Having to Worry about Having Enough Money...

For starters, I could deposit checks without worrying about a silly little thing called "clearing"...that is making sure there was actually money to back up the check. In a peculiar twist of advanced accounting, banks are allowed to report the full amount of interest on risky adjustable rate mortgages known as option-ARMS even though buyers did not have to make a full interest payment. As you can guess...many buyers did not make the full payment.  From an accounting standpoint, this practise was in essence like cashing a check without the full amount of money in the bank.

Making Money as Soon as the Paperwork was completed...

Which Real Estate Broker would not relish the ability to count transactions as income as soon as the paperwork was written up?  After all, everything will sell, for something...someday!  This would definitely enhance the margin of profits on the bottom line.  It would be wonderful to just gather up all my contracts and optimistically guarantee that regardless of the eventual terms of the deal...I would Prepay myself 4% on my commissions today.  If the deal didn't pan out in the future...well, I can revise my projections downward with a little tool called the "write-off."

Making up the Rules as I went along...

Then, there are the creative ways I could deal with issues which arose that caused deals not to close as anticipated or other losses incurred during the normal course of business.  If I were a big bank, there would be all sorts of "judgement calls" that I could make about just how and when to record these losses and what weight to give them.  In essence, the ability to wave my magic wand and minimize problems including those pesky troublesome, money sucking things called bank charges.

Well, unfortunately, this reality doesn't work for me and it will no longer work for the banks who utilized these "creative tools" to maximize profits that were non-existent for the most part or materialized at levels much lower than expected.  Just like I have to balance my checkbook and correct mistakes made in order to get back in sync with reality, we are witnessing the painful process of correction at the tills of many of the nations banks right now.  But, this will be shared misery...all of us are going to be a part of paying the piper this time around...unfortunately.

So, in summary, here are 3 Simple Rules that make common sense in basic accounting for Ordinary Folks.

1. Understand the Rules!

When the rules are made, we all have to follow them.  Particularly rules which govern addition and subtraction.  If we don't make money...we don't get to pretend that we do and add that Fake Number to the balance sheet.

2.  Don't Spend it Before You Make it!

Nothing happens until the Fat Lady Sings.  No commission can be guaranteed until it's in your hand and in the bank AND cleared!  Don't spend a cent before then!

3.  Know the Difference between Having Money & Thinking You have it!

Worrying about money is a waste of energy.  Being prudent about the management of money is not. The latter will prevent a loss which can send you to the poor house...the former can contribute to the digging of an early grave.  Avoid the former...diligently practise the latter.

Related Story:  Business Week, 2006 "Nightmare Mortgages"

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Comments(26)

Lola Audu
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Steve...LOL...you're right on with your analysis!  Ordinary folks would never get away with this...however, we're going to be helping with the bailout.
Mar 18, 2008 08:49 AM
Lola Audu
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Jimmy...that's a good question.  I don't know the answer.
Mar 18, 2008 08:50 AM
Bryant Tutas
Tutas Towne Realty, Inc and Garden Views Realty, LLC - Winter Garden, FL
Selling Florida one home at a time
Lola, I truly wish I could use some of these accounting methods. My balance would look much better. Now your botom "realities" need to be sent to Washington!!! Excellent post Lola. As always. 
Mar 18, 2008 09:04 AM
Lola Audu
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Bryant, The only problem with this type of accounting is that dealing with reality (eventually) is very disorienting.  That's what's happening with the markets right now.  No one has any idea how big this mess really is. That's why ordinary folks aren't allowed to get away with this! :)  Banks shouldn't be allowed to either.
Mar 18, 2008 09:43 AM
Eric Webster
Five Star Real Estate - Grand Rapids, MI
Grand Rapids, MI, Five Star Realty

The other rule is that if I make a large series of boneheaded mistakes and end up in deep trouble, the FED isn't going to use billions in tax dollars to bail me out. 

It will be interesting to see if unlike so many other corporate 'creative accounting' situations, someone will actually be held accountable for the mess, or if they'll be given multi-million dollar bonuses, a pat on the head and sent cherrily on their way.

Oh no, a cynic got my password... what will I do, what WILL I do!!?!?!!??!!?

Mar 18, 2008 10:01 AM
Missy Caulk
Missy Caulk TEAM - Ann Arbor, MI
Savvy Realtor - Ann Arbor Real Estate
Those are darn good rules, Ms. Lola.
Mar 18, 2008 10:31 AM
Lola Audu
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Eric, What's even more of an issue is that the FED uses OUR money...the money we pay out of our hard earned dollars for the bailout.  Can you imagine making an error in my checking account and coming over to your checking account to get the money to balance out my account?  It's not the cynic who got your password...I swear it was the JOKER. :)
Mar 18, 2008 11:07 AM
Lola Audu
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I try to follow them...I do, I do...Missy. :)
Mar 18, 2008 11:08 AM
Lenn Harley
Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA
Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland

One thing that I've noticed about too many agents over the years is that, once they get a license and begin to sell real estate for a living, they are reluctant to make any changes in their personal life to accomodate their new business.  They want the real estate business to accomodate their personal life. 

I can almost predict the success of new agents based on how they schedule work and personal matters.

Mar 18, 2008 12:49 PM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert
Lola to many commission people break you rule #2, also know as "counting your chickens before they hatch".  Yep big no no, because in this business it is never a done deal until the Closing and all the paperwork is signed.
Mar 18, 2008 02:50 PM
Kris Wales
Keller Williams Realty - Lakeside Market Center - Macomb, MI
Real Estate Blog & Homes for Sale search site, Macomb County MI
Lola, this is an awesome post.  I wish it could be required reading for new agents (as well as some of us seasoned agents!)  
Mar 18, 2008 10:10 PM
Rosario Lewis
DDR Realty - Newburgh, NY
GRI, SRES - DDR Realty - Orange County, NY
I know an agent who has gotten himself into financial trouble more than once because he utilizes one of those companies that gives you an advance on expected commissions.
Mar 19, 2008 04:25 AM
Carol Lee
Dilbeck Real Estate - Oak Park, CA
Realtor - Agoura, Oak Park, Westlake CA Homes
Lola- great post.  What an amazing concept- making sure you actually have the money you  are planning to spend!  We ahd those talks with our kids when they were quite young, and seeing us use credit cards.  We explained that it is still spending money, and we pay it off every month, it is not free money, as they thought!!
Mar 19, 2008 09:11 AM
Lola Audu
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Very interesting point Lenn.  Real estate is a job, it needs to have a scheduled and consistent time for active involvement.  Those who treat time spent on the job as "optional" will probably suffer from a lack of consistent income.  In the real world, it's called unemployment.  But then again...real estate is the real world isn't it...???
Mar 19, 2008 09:39 AM
Lola Audu
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George, spending money one has not made is unfortunately not limited to the real estate industry.  It's in fact, the entire basis for the credit card industry and is a huge contributor to the messy crisis in the mortgage industry right now.  It's a temptation which one must resist in the interests of financial health and sanity. 
Mar 19, 2008 09:42 AM
Lola Audu
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Thank you Kris.  Truly appreciate your comment.
Mar 19, 2008 09:43 AM
Lola Audu
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Rosario...that's too bad to hear that.  Often these companies charge exorbitant fees...thus reducing your hard earned commission even more when it arrives.
Mar 19, 2008 09:45 AM
Lola Audu
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Carol...your kids are lucky!   
Mar 19, 2008 09:47 AM
Lisa Friedman
Alliance Realtors - Bedminster, NJ
Central New Jersey Real Estate
Lola - Fantastic post. Very well thought out and put together. I like your rule number three.
Apr 01, 2008 02:14 PM
Liz Moras Migic
Chilliwack, BC
Chilliwack, British Columbia - Realtor
The word is a misnomer, COMMON SENSE.....is UNCOMMON..! 
Apr 02, 2008 11:28 AM