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Tech Support ~ 12-30-13

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899

 

Can you believe tomorrow marks the end of another year?  Tomorrow night there will be much celebrating and ringing in the New Year! Geno and I escaped for some much needed relaxation so will catch up with you next week! But go ahead and grab your favorite cup of brew this morning and enjoy my last Tech humor of 2013! I'll be back next year with more!

 

You know you're addicted to the internet when:

Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

 

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

 

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

 

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new email arrives.

 

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

 

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Comments (19)

Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Hope you and Geno enjoy your much needed relaxation time Dorie.  Best wishes to you both for a happy, healthy and prosperous 2014.

Dec 29, 2013 08:44 PM
Bobbie Smith
Stroudsburg, PA
570-242-1891

Great tech humor this morning Dorie. Thanks!

One or two of those sounds all too familiar. LOL

Dec 29, 2013 08:49 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

  Have a good escape...we had planned one but re-thinking that with ice lurking everywhere...best of the new year to you both !

Dec 29, 2013 08:50 PM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Dorie, thanks for all the Monday morning humor throughout 2013, Enjoy your time away.

Dec 29, 2013 08:59 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Dorie. I am eager to hear about your get away. I wish you and Geno a relaxing time and a Happy and Healtyh New Year.

Dec 29, 2013 09:03 PM
Beth and Richard Witt
New York, NY
The best Retired Brokers !!!!

Cute one Dorie... Hope you're have a great time and look forward to hearing more from you in 2014... 

Dec 29, 2013 10:05 PM
Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366 - Placerville, CA
General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage

Good stuff Dorie. Enjoy the rest of 2013; we will see you in 2014!

Dec 29, 2013 10:33 PM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

Dorie, I can relate to that bookmark problem :)  Planning to return home tomorrow after doing the annual family visits.  Hard to believe 2014 is so close!!  Bill

Dec 29, 2013 10:50 PM
Amanda S. Davidson
Amanda Davidson Real Estate Group Brokered By Real - Alexandria, VA
Alexandria Virginia Homes For Sale

 

Dorie, we all have a special place for our technology :) It's a love hate relationship. I hope you have a wonderful time on vacation! Happy 2014!

Dec 30, 2013 02:17 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Dorie -- here's to some fun times for you and Geno as this year draws to a close while you reboot for another successful year in 2014.

Dec 30, 2013 02:56 AM
Joanna Cohlan
Fresh Eyes For Your Home - Chappaqua, NY
Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes

Hi Dorie, George and I wishing you and Geno a wonderful New Year's Eve together and of course, a great 2014-try to sneak by the computer with your coffee tomorrow morning so you don't have to say hello!

Dec 30, 2013 03:53 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Thanks for making our Mondays lighthearted and a good start to the week. Have a Happy New Year.

Dec 30, 2013 12:12 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

 Good morning, Dori. I believe that I can relate to a few of these. It is amazing how electronics have taken over our lives.

Dec 30, 2013 04:04 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

very funny! Good to know that I am not alone in my addictions - 

Dec 30, 2013 09:11 PM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

Dorie .....I hope you and your family have a very .....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dec 31, 2013 05:07 AM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

The list of items is too much. My wife once call my blogging my mistress, at first I laughed, but got the message.

Let's make 2014 the best year ever Dorie!

Dec 31, 2013 06:33 AM
Anita Clark
Coldwell Banker Access Realty ~ 478.960.8055 - Warner Robins, GA
Realtor - Homes for Sale in Warner Robins GA

Dorie: I know you had an excellent 2013 year and hope 2014 is even better!

Dec 31, 2013 07:22 AM
Potranco Realty
Potranco Realty - San Antonio, TX
"Sold with Potranco Realty"

Dorie, Ha! I liked the one about the blonde wig...... has Geno tried this one?

Happy New Year 2014

Dec 31, 2013 09:37 PM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Those are really funny especially the intercom one and the wig draping. I hope your week is going well.

Jan 02, 2014 01:27 AM